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Annoyingness on a scale

2020.08.19 09:05 GermanAutistic Annoyingness on a scale

1 is cool to be around, 10 is just annoying as all hell.
Remember that I am, for example, referring to Nick, the Hell's Kitchen contestant, not Nick, the person, as with all other chefs on this list.
1 - Nick
He just has an awesome personality, factoring in his funny side, his more serious side, and in Season 17, he was generally a very calm person. I was so pissed when he missed out on the Season 17 final, but at least he was on the winning team.
2 - Paula
I like her calm attitude and her general kindness even toward those that are dicks to her. I think she'd make a great person to talk to and crack jokes with. I was absolutely furious when Lacey cost her the victory.
3 - Van
While Van is certainly a nice guy, his Texan way of talking tends to get on my nerves a bit. However, he seems like a really fun person to goof around with. Definitely worthy of a 3rd place.
4 - Mary
A kind and cute person like her deserves a mention in this list, although her voice makes her finish 4th here. I like how she went from a very insecure and shy person to a confident and level-headed one during Season 11.
5 - Paul
His personality leaves to desire quite a bit, but I admire his funny side. Also, he seems to be a very motivated guy that tends to go over the edge sometimes.
6 - Manda
I think Manda's biggest problem is the fact that she can barely manage to have a conversation without trying to put herself above her conversation partner. I like the amount of confidence she gained during Season 15, but that's pretty much it.
7 - Elise
I know you're surprised to see her this early. I think as long as you don't do anything that might put her in a negative light, she can be an interesting person to talk to. But I still think her insecurity might wreck it.
8 - Sabrina B
The problem with Sabrina is that unlike Elise, Sabrina starts giving her competitors the stinky attitude without needing to see her abilities as a chef questioned. Also, her immaturity might be an absolute conversation killer.
9 - Tiffany J
God, I cannot stand her. Barbie was right: Tiffany is passionate about nothing at all except smoking. Her attitude is terrible too... it's just painful to hear her talk while watching Season 10. She makes Kimmie seem acceptable.
10 - Frank C
Horrible guy with a disgusting attitude. As a straight dude, I absolutely detest his sexist attitude towards women. How did this guy manage to rank as high as he did? We'll probably never know.
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2020.08.15 03:40 Cheshire_Ten Pre-Pandemic soul therapy

At this time, so many of us If not all in some way have seen loss and a lot of darkness right now.
I’ll be honest, hell, long before all of this.. I have had a “black and white “ perception on life and my own self image. Before I move forward: in no way am I posting this as a sympathizer or for any recognition. Honestly I have a phobia of public recognition.. among other physical/mental disabilities I’d rather not disclose now.
Before the pandemic I worked a full time job, a sh*t job but I was working my ass off to provide for my partner and I as ‘newlyweds’.. I was the breadwinner and it was the only ego I had, until recently.
Anyway, with my medical issues, per say and this overwhelming crisis on us all. I completely crumbled. From their on, it’s been almost a domino-effect.. I got let go, I’ve been on unemployment and waiting on social security.. pill after pill, doctor appts, therapy almost every other day now..
Mind you, this is not my first roll of psych treatment. When I was 14, I ate a bottle of pills and drank my mummies favorite bottles of Chardonnay (as she wasn’t home nearly half the time in that period.. at work or wherever else. Every day.)
I’m gonna shut up about myself, because my point wasn’t to tell my life story thru all this post. The argument I’m moving forward to is how imperative Caring for the homeless (before all) and mentally disabled is during this crisis. I’ve had much distrust and my own paranoia of ‘mental health’ in the past. But recently I have found it the only option I have even for myself to live a healthier life and marriage..
I remembered something, after my appointment earlier todaythat made me kind of smile at myself.. for once.
I was discussing homelessness and problems in the “mental health” community with my dad over the phone. I’m in Ca he is in WNY over 2,000 mi apart... when I came across an awesome young Lady named Manda I found on YouTube thru invisible people. Upon listening to her awesome story, i began reminiscing about an encounter I had with a young homeless girl, probably not much older than me.. (I’m 24) it was early last autumn
One afternoon I was pulling in to my local shopping center to get some fast food. That day I was livid about something.. can’t exactly remember what happened but I recall I wasn’t exactly the nicest guy to encounter that day. Anyway, before I pulled in to the drive thru of my destination: I saw the young girl i mentioned earlier, struggling with a baby stroller, obviously full of what Worldly possessions she still had. It immediately put me in my place and struck me out of whatever distractions I had.
I remember, it had to have been over 90 degrees and any of you who know SoCal heat it’s NOT cool to be out for more than a few minutes!! I pulled up and had about 10 dollars and some change in my console. I immediately handed it to her and she said “thanks you didn’t have to” not thinking I just said “I felt like it. Please be safe sweetie..” before I pulled off, she tapped on my window with tears in her eyes and a weary but gorgeous little grin on her lips. What she said will always resonate in my mind.. “You know, most people don’t think of me at all. You don’t know how much it meant to hear you say ‘be safe’. Thanks again..” and she quickly walked off under the shade of the restaurant.
I wish I kept things like that encounter on my mind each day. It’d remind me how awesome life still kinda is...
As simple and mundane as the salutation “be safe” is starting to become. I’m starting to recall how much it meant to that girl that day last year.. I hope she’s still somewhere now, but safe and warm with what she truly needs. I hope all people, no matter what background on the streets today can find home again soon.. The words “be safe” to a complete stranger could mean everything or nothing. I’m happy to know what it means to me..
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2020.06.29 12:56 kurlash ONLYFANS - un faro nel webbe

Viste le numerose richieste abbiamo creato il post e nel giro di 3 o 4 settimane ce l'abbiamo fatta. Purtoppo è molto raffazzonato e pieno di correzioni, ma chi c'ha voglia di sistemare tutto? Almeno si possono intravedere i processi mentali che ci hanno portato a questo risultato. Tante cazzate sono state scritte di seguito e forse qualcosa di giusto.
Grazie a tutti quelli che hanno seguito il post e hanno partecipato attivamente. Per quanto mi riguarda, mi sono anche divertito, ho staccato un po'. Spero che tutto ciò abbia contribuito anche solo un pochino al vostro ikigai.
Per qualsiasi domanda postate un commento
Cheers!

INTRO

La fiscalità degli introiti provenienti da piattaforme digitali è un argomento completamente ignorato dalla normativa fiscale. Purtoppo dovremo arrabattarci con quello che abbiamo a disposizione e cercare di venirne a capo utilizzando la materia grigia. Resta il fatto che tutto quello che verrà scritto non avrà alcuna finalità di consulenza, ma si tratterà di ipotesi completamente campate per aria.
Ringraziamo sin da subito chiunque apporterà qualsiasi tipo di informazione/esperienza utile alla causa. Per altro, se qualcuno degli interessati si rivolgerà a un consulente, sarebbe cosa gradita fare un report di quanto appreso.

NATURA DEL CONTRATTO

Per prima cosa è necessario capire il giro del fumo. Bisogna individuare e comprendere la natura del contratto. Sembrerà un aspetto di lana caprina, ma giuridicamente e di conseguenza fiscalmente, la differenza tra una forma e l'altra è notevole.
definizioni:
PDC = Produttori Di Contenuti, o se preferite, Presidente del Consiglio
OF = Onlyfans ovviamente
Fans = mi pare ovvio, ma se preferite sono anche medicinali tipo ibuprofene
Abbiamo identificato 3 diverse possibilità:
1- PDC vende a OF e OF vende ai Fans
O.F. fa da intermediario in proprio, acquista i servizi dai PDC a 80 e li rivende ai fans a 100.
2 - PDC e OF venditori indipendenti che vendono ai Fans
OF e PDC fanno una vendita di servizi congiunta ai clienti Fans. Figurativamente possiamo immaginare i fans come mucche da mungere. PDC e OF si attaccano ognuno ad una rispettiva mammella personale e ciucciano. Questa ipotesi potrebbe avere dei vantaggi in quanto OF e PDC si fanno i cazzi propri e non devono nulla all'altro. OF si rileva i propri ricavi e i PDC i propri, evitando riaddebiti e costi di commissioni o altro tra PDC e OF.
3 - PDC vende ai Fans. OF vende il servizio ai PDC.
Si crea un doppio rapporto. Il PDC presta i propri servizi nei confronti dei Fans. Il Revenue Complessivo gira tra questi due soggetti. OF vende ai PDC il suo servizio di mettere a disposizione la piattaforma e di gestire i pagamenti. Questi servizi sono addebitati ai PDC sotto forma di commissione del 20% trattenuta sul Revenue lordo.
Conclusioni sulla natura del contratto se così possiamo chiamarle
La prima non può funzionare, è la più lontana per vari motivi (IVA, risposte dal supporto tecnico, contenuto dei Terms). Evitiamo dilungamenti e scartiamo.
Inizialmente anche la seconda era stata scartata in toto perchè OF qualifica la propria fetta di guadagno come "management fees", commission ecc. Quindi pare una forzatura, ma ci tocca riabilitare questa ipotesi. Dalle risposte ottenute dal loro supporto tecnico, ripetono a macchinetta che non vogliono saperne di riaddebiti di costi, ma in sostanza dicono ai PDC di rilevare ricavo il netto dai rendiconti che stanno sul sito. Poi chiamano commission anche la quota dell'80% PDC, commission proprio come la loro quota del 20%. Questo non vuol dire niente in realtà, ma ci viene da pensare che possano interpretare la configurazione contrattuale in questo modo. Ci sono una marea di "ma" e "però", quindi rimaniamo nel dubbio. Pertanto non scartiamo questa configurazione ma anche non la confermiamo.
La terza possibilità pareva dapprima quella più plausibile per come è configurato il giro del fumo. Per altro è lo stesso identico sistema che ad esempio pone in essere Booking.com con i proventi delle attività ricettive. Booking gestisce perfettamente la questione, addebita l'IVA ai privati o effettua il reverse alle ditte (proof). Invece a quanto pare a OF piace scorrazzare nel torbido e si limita a dire che pagano il netto e non forniscono dati a nessuno. Anche qui sorgono molti interrogativi.
La configurazione contrattuale, come abbiamo detto ha una grossa importanza, specie per capire il giro ai fini IVA (escludendo chi non ha ancora aperto p.IVA e chi è nel forfettario, ma è giusto per fare un ragionamento). Nella seconda ipotesi OF dovrebbe rilevare i corrispettivi con scorporo dell'IVA ed emettere fattura nei confronti dei fan se gliela chiedono. Stessi obblighi per il PDC. Invece nella terza ipotesi i PDC scorporano l'IVA dai ricavi delle prestazioni nei confronti dei Fans e ricevono fattura da OF per i suoi servizi. Come vedete c'è una grossa differenza nella gestione.
Ricordo che l'IVA è un'imposta comunitaria e quindi le regole di funzionamento in UK sono pressoché identiche a quelle italiane. Quindi se un fan vuole chiedere la fattura, qualcuno dovrà pur farla no? Non è così campata per aria. Mettiamo che un giornalista voglia farci un servizio o se ad esempio le forze dell'ordine di uno stato vogliono indagare una persona e acquistano questi servizi per accedere a dei dati di una persona in particolare, a chi chiedono la fattura? Sono servizi commerciali, sono soggetti all'IVA per forza. Ecco ora ho cagato giù la più grossa gatta da pelare di tutta questa vicenda.
OF pare si ponga in formazione testuggine con divisa comouflage. Da una parte dice che prendono management fees (come ipotesi 3), quindi a chi cazzo lo fanno sto servizio di management? Poi nei terms dicono di ricevere il pagamento per conto del PDR e non del fan (come ipotesi 3). OF sente il bisogno di specificare che non ha rapporti col customer (sempre ipotesi 3). E specifica che ognuno è una parte contrattuale autonoma e ognuno è responsabile per il proprio contratto e si solleva non soltanto dalle responsabilità nascenti dal rapporto contrattuale PDR e fruitore, ma anche dalla responsabilità fiscale di quel rapporto. Gli piace vincere facile, bonsci bonsci bon bon bon. Però poi anche dall'altra rispondono dal supporto tecnico scrivendo che tra loro e PDC non ci sono rapporti (come ipotesi 2)
Il problema pare quindi allo stato non solvibile. Come è bella la vita.
Update: OF improvvisamente ha diramato a tutti i Fans una comunicazione in cui avvisa che inizierà a chiedere l'IVA. (qua l'agenzia entrate "albionica" potrebbe fare due domandine sul pregresso). Nella comunicazione scrivono che incassano l'IVA per conto del PDC. Questo ci dà un'altra conferma che siamo nell'ipotesi 2 o anche l'ipotesi 3. Un tizio in un altro sub fa un esempio numerico che in pratica rappresenta l'ipotesi 2, ma è solo un'ipotesi anche per lui. La cosa importante di questo update è che abbiamo praticamente risolto il mistero dell'IVA.
Ormai ci stiamo avvicinando alla soluzione. Anche se non l'abbiamo colta pienamente, direi a questo punto di tenere buona l'ipotesi 2 che è quella che trova più conferme dal punto di vista operativo, date le procedure previste dalla piattaforma OF.

FISCALITA'

Step Zero - impresa o lavoro autonomo?
Assume molta importanza la qualificazione del tipo di attività economica prestata dai PDC. Producono reddito di impresa o di lavoro autonomo? In particolare questa distinzione è rilevante per vari aspetti, come il modo in cui si calcola il reddito (ricavi e costi rilevanti), il modo in cui si imputa temporalmente il reddito (per cassa o per competenza?) la tipologia di contribuzione previdenziale (INPS commercianti o gestione separata?), e anche ad esempio quale percentuale di redditività adottare nel regime forfettario.
Potremmo attribuire ai PDC il reddito di impresa se li considerassimo operatori economici organizzati, che si occupano della vendita di beni digitali (foto, video). Produttori di reddito di lavoro autonomo se la loro fonte di reddito è incentrata sulle capacità e sull'unicità della propria persona, nonchè sull'originalità del proprio lavoro.
Secondo la mia interpretazione, l'attività dei PDC produce più propriamente redditi di lavoro autonomo e non di impresa. Faccio i soliti esempi sempliciotti.
ESEMPIO 1 - Aliena fa la bibbitara, vende le lattine ad un buon prezzo e ha l'autorizzazione per vendere nello stadio San Paolo. Improvvisamente si rompe le balle e, forte del gruzzoletto accumulato, decide di cedere la sua attività al povero disoccupato kurlash. Cede carrello, autorizzazione per lo stadio, il suo magazzino di bibile e la domenica successiva kurlash si adopera alla vendita e più o meno fa gli stessi incassi che faceva Aliena. Questo è reddito di impresa. Conta l'organizzazione più che la persona.
ESEMPIO 2 - Aliena fa la PDC su onlyfans. Improvvisamente si rompe le palle e, forte del gruzzoletto accumulato, decide di cedere la sua attività al povero disoccupato kurlash. Passa le credenziali del suo account con 70mila followers a kurlash. Il giorno dopo kurlash si connette alla piattaforma e dopo 17 secondi netti i followers passano a sottozero e parte la class action contro OF. D'altra parte un follower abituato ai meravigliosi seni torpedo puffy di Aliena e alla sua dirompente simpatia, si trova davanti un coso con il fisico da ragioniere e che ha un umorismo che capisce solo lui.
Direi che stiamo parlando quindi di redditi di lavoro autonomo. La centralità della persona è essenziale.
Si potrebbe forzare in qualche modo e rientrare nei redditi di impresa, ma dipende dal tipo di attività che uno svolge tramite la piattaforma. Magari qualche PDC vende foto, o altri "beni". Ma rimarrebbe una fattispecie diversa dallo standard di OF, nonchè molto tirata per i capelli. D'altra parte l'attività di fotografo ad esempio può essere inquadrata sia come lavoro autonomo sia come impresa, ma a patto di rispettare alcuni requisiti.
step 1 - Redditi occasionali
Come abbiamo scritto più volte nel sub, non esiste uno spartiacque normativamente previsto per capire se la nostra attività è professionale oppure è occasionale. L'atto con il quale scelgo di passare da occasionale a professionale è l'apertura della partita IVA. La normativa dell'IVA stabilisce che un'attività economica è soggetta ad IVA quando è svolta in modo sia professinale che abituale. Quindi spetta a noi valutare e pesare questi aspetti. Faccio 2 esempi estremi e sempliciotti.
Esempio 1: prestate un servizio particolare ad un cliente e questi vi paga 100.000 euro one-shot. L'attività è professionale perchè vi permette di campare, ma non è abituale. No P.IVA
Esempio 2: prestate tutti i giorni un servizio che dura 5 minuti e che vi pagano 1 euro al giorno. L'attività è abituale ma non è professionale perchè non ci campo. Non può essere la mia unica fonte di reddito, devo trovare un lavoro vero. Niente P.IVA.
Tirando le somme, devo aprire la p.IVA quando svolgo un lavoro che mi occupa almeno una buona parte del tempo o che sia ben organizzato e il cui intento è quello di dare un livello di profitto che mi permette di campare.
Dato che non è facile valutare questi 2 aspetti, nel bene o nel male, è prassi farsi andare bene un limite ben preciso che ha stabilito l'INPS. 5.000 euro.
Quindi dopo tutto questo pippotto possiamo dire che, fino a 5.000 euro di incasso, possiamo infischiarci della partita IVA e dell'iscrizione all'INPS. In questa situazione possiamo anche fottercene di quale anello debole del contratto siamo e di tutte quelle panzane che abbiamo scritto al punto precedente. Prendiamo i nostri rendiconti da OF, li sommiamo arriviamo a 4.457 euro, alla fine dell'anno li diamo al commercialista e diciamo di dichiararceli nei redditi diversi/occasionali, quadro RL. Se ci chiede di cosa si tratta diciamogli di farsi i cazzi suoi. Ci pagheremo sopra l'IRPEF che, se non abbiamo altri redditi da cumulare, sarà del 23% che poi, per via delle detrazioni e degli ammenicoli che girano in dichiarazione, potrebbe anche andare a zero. Tecnicamente sotto un certo importo non sarebbe neanche da dichiarare ma non chiedetemelo.
Attenzione che se abbiamo una p.IVA già aperta per l'attività di salumiere non possiamo dichiarare quei redditi di natura occasionale, ma vengono attratti nella sfera professionale, o almeno così mi risulta da una ricerca che feci in passato. Se sbaglio correggetemi.
Se per caso superiamo i 5.000 non è che dobbiamo avere una crisi di panico, nessuno viene a prenderci con l'elicottero. Però sappiamo che se quel 5.000+ permane anche l'anno successivo e che magari diventa 5.000+++, la possibilità che a qualcuno si accenda una lampadina diventa più concreta. (approfondimento) Anche perchè in questa situazione il limite dell'INPS per l'iscrizione e il versamento dei contributi l'abbiamo già superato. Questo è il momento di iniziare a riflettere sul da farsi e di passare allo step successivo.
Introduzione agli step 2 e 3 - Chiarimenti ai fini IVA
Avevo pensato inizialmente di fare un capitoletto sulla natura del servizio prestato, ma a questo punto appare inutile in quanto OF ci ha già dato indirettamente la risposta che cercavamo.
OF considera queste prestazioni come "servizi elettronici". La direttiva UE che li ha identificati, tra questi, annovera anche "fornitura di musica, film, giochi, programmi o manifestazioni politici, culturali, artistici, sportivi, scientifici o di intrattenimento". E se quelli dei PDC non sono servizi elettronici di intrattenimento, non saprei come meglio definirli.
Questo tipo di servizi rappresenta un'eccezione alla regola generale e prevede che si applichi l'IVA sulla base del paese del cliente (quindi fan francese, iva francese, fan svedese iva svedese ecc). Non solo la percentuale di imposta, ma anche deve essere versata all'amministrazione finanziaria di quel paese. Questo significa che bisognerebbe aprire una p.IVA in ogni paese in cui ha la residenza un fan e presentare una dichiarazione in ognuno di questi paese. Una cosa del tutto impraticabile, a meno che non ti chiami tipo spotify.
Quando è entrata in vigore questa norma (credo 2010), fortunatamente, per risolvere il problema è stato introdotto il regime MOSS, con il quale è possibile presentare un'unica dichiarazione all'ag. Entrate italiana, la quale ci penserà a smistare l'IVA che si paga verso le amministrazioni degli altri paesi.
Dal 2019 esiste anche una semplificazione. Chi non supera 10.000 euro di fatturato può applicare l'IVA italiana indipendentemente dalla nazionalità del cliente. Se si superano i 10.000, dal diecimilaunesimo euro in poi si applica il MOSS.
Poi bisogna rilevare che il MOSS opera solo nell'ambito dell'unione europea, quindi se OF ragiona in modo corretto, deve aggiungere l'IVA solo ai Fans comunitari.
Per poter lavorare correttamente è assolutamente necessario che OF emetta dei rendiconti suddivisi per paesi comunitari, così da consentire ai PDC di compilarsi le dichiarazioni del regime MOSS e di versare l'IVA corretta. Per i ricavi che provengono da Fan esteri extraUE non dovrà addebitare l'IVA (a meno che il paese extra UE voglia l'IVA per i servizi elettronici prestati ai propri cittadini privati, come fa la UE, ma in questo caso la gestione fiscale sarebbe del tutto impossibile).
Non ho esperienza diretta in questo tipo di regime, quindi se qualcuno di voi si imbarcherà in questo viaggio dovrà trovarsi un consulente che sappia almeno di cosa si tratta. Operativamente dovrete fare così. Citofonate al commercialista, salite in studio, salutate, fate due chiacchiere, poi a bruciapelo chiedete: "conosci il moss?". Se la risposta è "ma chi, quello che giocava come terzino dell'Atalanta?", salutate e uscite lentamente dalla porta.
NDR: Purtroppo il sistema è proprio configurato in modo diabolico. OF dovrebbe configurare tutto come l'ipotesi 1 sopra descritta. In questo modo sarà OF che si arrovellerà con le varie VAT locali (ma tanto questo già deve farlo per la sua quota di commissioni). I PDC fatturerebbero solo a OF senza IVA, in reverse charge, oppure niente fattura per i redditi occasionali sotto una certa cifra, mettendo la possibilità di avere un account professionale o privato. Subentrerebbe una piccola problematica per l'eventuale ritenuta sui redditi, ma sarebbe facilmente superabile. Ometto questo aspetto per non rendere la solfa noiosa più del dovuto. Poi se OF mi caccia almeno 5k cash posso fargli una consulenza su come funzionerebbe tutto meglio.
Altro chiarimento ai fini IVA da farsi è quello sull'assoggettabilità o meno all'IVA di tutti i ricavi che vengono dai Fans. Per essere assoggettata ad IVA, infatti, un'operazione deve essere riferita ad un rapporto sinallagmatico. Ovvero tu mi dai qualcosa, o fai qualcosa, o non fai qualcosa e io ti pago. Laddove invece c'è un pagamento in cambio di nulla siamo di fronte ad una liberalità, che presumerebbe la non imponibilità ad IVA. Ecco i soliti nostri esempissimi.
Esempio 1: Aliena manda un messaggio ad un fan "se mi cacci 5 euro ti mando una foto di un puffy nipple spalmato di miele". Si sinallagma, si IVA.
Esempio 2: Il fan dopo 3 notti agitate in cui si sogna la compagnia di Aliena, si sveglia una mattina sudato e appiccicaticcio e decide di mandare una mancia di 100 euro. Niente sinallagma. Liberalità, fuori campo IVA.
Anche se abbiamo capito il giro del fumo, c'è da dire che OF non fa alcuna distinzione, addebita l'IVA ai fan per ogni tipologia di incasso.
Tecnicamente un PDC potrebbe rilevarsi i propri corrispettivi come meglio crede, quindi distinguere quelli con IVA da quelli senza IVA. Il PDC poi comunque incasserebbe l'importo che OF addebita considerando la maggiorazione su tutti gli importi. Si genererebbe una squadratura. Boh forse è meglio non farsi troppe seghe mentali sui sinallagmi e mettere l'IVA su tutto.
step 2 - Regime forfettario
Eccoci, da qui in poi si inizia a fare sul serio.
Abbiamo aperto il nostro profilo OF e sono iniziati ad arrivare i dindini. Chi se lo sarebbe mai aspettato che i seni torpedo puffy sarebbero diventati così ricercati. Le cifre iniziano a crescere e abbiamo deciso di fare le cose per benino. I nostri ricavi per ora sono sotto i 65mila annui, il nostro regime naturale è il forfettario. Non sto a descrivere il regime forfettario, basta una googlata e avete tutti i dati e i calcoli che vi interessano.
Bisogna solo accertarsi che non sussistano cause di esclusione. Ma il commercialista ve le sciorinerà in 4 secondi. (Quelle più insidiose: presenza di altri redditi di lav. dipendente, oppure essere soci di alcune società).
Una criticità potrebbe essere la scelta del tipo di attività e quindi del coefficiente di redditività, ma ho già scritto sopra come la penso, io lo vedo come reddito di lavoro autonomo professionale, quindi INPS gestione separata e tassazione con coefficiente 78%.
Appurato che non vi sono problemi di compatibilità, si può procedere all'apertura p.IVA da forfettario e contestuale iscrizione all'INPS. Per la gestione operativa ci si trova ora davanti ad un'altra soglia: i 10.000 euro relativi al regime MOSS. Sì ho fatto una ricerchina e ho appurato che sto MOSS è compatibile con il forfettario. Mi pare una cazzata grande come il Duomo di Milano, ma in ben due circolari l'agenzia delle Entrate ha detto "Sì", tipo l'uomo del monte, ma basso, grasso, catenella d'oro, con la canottiera unta e quell'accento di una regione indefinita del Sud. Possiamo evitare un problema? Macché dobbiamo per forza finire massacrati dagli adempimenti, ma per cosa? per versare l'IVA degli altri paesi, giusto.
Intanto il tizio inglese dell'altro subreddit dice che quelli sotto gli 85k possono fottersene dell'IVA. Ma che bello negli altri stati, dove i problemi li risolvono e non li creano dal nulla.
Quindi veniamo all'operatività: sotto i 10.000 di incassato presso Fans della comunità europea, praticamente non devo fare nulla di diverso da un normale forfettario.
Ricordiamoci che lavorando nei confronti di privati non siamo obbligati ad emettere fatture, ma possiamo semplicemente registrare gli incassi su un registro corrispettivi. Purtroppo la normativa italiana, lo appuriamo quotidianamente, è una merda senza fine e con l'introduzione dei corrispettivi telematici si sono scordati di esonerare i forfettari. Normale: sono esonerati dalla fattura elettronica, ma non dagli scontrini elettronici, sì sì tutto normale. Discende che, se non mi sono perso qualcosa, c'è l'obbligo di trasmettere all'Ag. Entrate gli incassi. Per capire come funziona non intaso questo post, googlate corrispettivi telematici, oppure chiedete nei commenti. EDIT: Rettifico! Caso vuole che nella mia banca dati è arrivata proprio oggi una circolare sul MOSS. Si dice che per i ricavi trasmessi al sistema MOSS c'è l'esonero della trasmissione dei corrispettivi telematici. Una grossa rogna in meno! EDIT: col cazzo rimangono i corrispettivi dai Fans italiani che rimarrebbero soggetti a trasmissione e anche quelli sotto i 10.000 euro. Come non detto.
Per incassi da Fans UE superiori a 10.000 euro, abbiamo detto, siamo in pieno nel MOSS. Come ho già scritto non conosco direttamente l'adempimento, ma a grandi linee non dovrebbe essere così ingestibile. A logica mi immagino un portale in cui si compilano i ricavi suddivisi per stato UE. Il sistema elabora e restituisce un importo da pagare. Si autorizza il pagamento. Spero che sia così.
Certamente per l'inizio sarà necessaria assistenza, però poi se non è troppo complesso, ci si può anche arrangiare.
L'argomento è piuttosto articolato, quindi chi vuole scriva nei commenti.
step 3 - Regime ordinario
Questo ultimo step riguarda, alternativamente: a) i più sfigati che, anche sen non fatturano 65mila, non possono rientrare nel forfettario, b) i fortunati che con OF fanno i soldi
C'è poco da aggiungere. Questi PDC avranno la loro p.IVA e la loro iscrizione all'INPS. Consegneranno i rendiconti al consulente il quale farà i calcoli dell'IVA italiana per quanto concerne i Fans italiani. Verranno presentate le dichiarazioni al MOSS. Bisognerà rompersi il cazzo con la trasmissione telematica dei corrispettivi.
A fine anno si avrà una la situazione economica complessiva e su questa si calcolerà l'IRPEF e i contributi.
Rispetto al forfettario la tassazione è nettamente più alta, ma quantomeno sarà possibile detrarre l'IVA e dedurre i costi sugli acquisti di beni e servizi inerenti la propria attività (trucchi parrucchi, bollette, e perchè no, anche piselli di gomma). Con un po' di ingegno e rischio si potranno anche dedurre costi in modo un po' più elastico (affitto, spese condominiali, autovettura).
Domande nei commenti, grazie

CONCLUSIONI

Eccoci all'ultimo capitolo della saga.
Sono a ripetere un'altra volta che tutto quello che abbiamo scritto in questo post è solo un tentativo di inquadrare le prestazioni degli "onlyfansers" dal punto di vista civilistico e fiscale. Scritto in 6 o 7 pause pranzo da un commercialista boy (cit), con l'aiuto degli ottimi commentatori.
Bisogna anche ribadire che la normativa italiana è del tutto mancante, quindi la nostra interpretazione potrebbe essere del tutto errata of course. Ma anche fosse corretta, questa potrebbe essere completamente stravolta da successive interpretazioni da parte delle entrate, da parte dell'INPS, da parte di OF che cambia i termini contrattuali, da parte anche del Genio delle tartarughe. Discende che tu, viandante del web, che incapperai in questo post nei mesi o negli anni a venire, dovrai provvedere a rifarti un check di tutto quanto abbiamo scritto. Magari aprire un post su commercialisti e renderci tutti più edotti. Al di là di tutti questi pippotti, personalmente, credo che ad oggi (luglio 2020), abbiamo centrato abbastanza bene l'argomento, dati anche i vari riscontri che abbiamo ottenuto nel corso dell'analisi.
Ora mi calo nei panni di un PDC e vi dico cosa farei io una volta aperto un profilo OF.
Ovviamento questi che seguono non sono consigli sul da farsi perchè potrebbero andare oltre la legalità, ma dato che è solo nel mio immaginario, posso permettermi di scrivere quel cazzo che voglio. Se invece un lettore decidesse di seguire il mio immaginario, beh, delle conseguenze sono stracazzi suoi.
Partiamo.
Il buon kurlash palloso commercialista, si rende conto che fare bilanci e dichiarazioni non è l'aspirazione della sua vita, così una bella sera decide di cambiare aprendo un profilo di OF. E così cede il suo studio ben avviato e, forte del suo fisico da statua greca e con la sua mascella squadrata alla Johnny Depp, inizia ad offrire al pubbilco le sue pudenda. Come per magia, subito ottiene qualche riscontro prevalentemente da bavose 50/60enni in cerca di emozioni ormai perdute.
Le cifre iniziano a salire, siamo quasi alla fine dell'anno e ormai ha incassato sui 4.500 euro. Fino ad ora tutto ok, si rimane sotto la soglia di iscrizione all'INPS e tantomeno la professione è diventata abituale/professionale tanto da richiedere l'apertura della p.IVA. Se entro la fine dell'anno non supererà 5.000 euro, ogni rottura di balle burocratica sarà scongiurata.
Invece capita che il giorno 15 dicembre una Fan sfegatata e forse anche l'unica gnocca che lo segue, sgancia la manciazza da 1.000 euro one-shot. Cazzo siamo a 5.500. E così si appresta a chiamare il dr. untale, il commercialista che ha rilevato il suo studio, per farsi aprire la posizione INPS e versare i contributi sulla quota che eccede i 5mila. Prima di telefonare però inizia a ragionare sulla necessità o meno di aprire anche la partita IVA. D'altra parte ormai questa sta diventando la sua professione, poi è stata superata la soglia psicologica dei 5mila. Pensandoci bene mica andranno a rompere i coglioni proprio a lui con 5,5k di ricavi! E anche se andassero che cosa gli farebbero? 300 euro di multa? Mah sì fanculo l'INPS e fanculo la p.IVA. Tanto quei 5,5k li dichiarerà comunque quindi le tasse le paga. Poi per la p.IVA che vengano a dimostrare che è la sua professione abituale... E se l'INPS dovesse venire a rompergli le balle gli si può raccontare che è un sito di pubblicità e quindi sono redditi di natura commerciale, tanto che cazzo ne sanno. Sta di fatto che se gli arriva la grana, di certo non lo mandano in fallimento. Così decide di non rompersi i coglioni e in tempo di dichiarazioni dirà al dott. untale di dichiarargli 5.500 euro nei redditi diversi di natura commerciale nei confronti di privati, quindi senza ritenute o menate varie.
Secondo anno
Gli affari vanno avanti, il fatturato cresce, siamo a giugno e Kurlash ha già incassato quasi a 5mila. Entro la fine dell'anno se va avanti così arriverà ben oltre i 10mila. Deve ammettere che questa attività ormai è la sua professione abituale. Inizia a camparci abbastanza bene e a dedicarci molto più tempo. Ora la scelta diventa più difficile.
Questo è il momento esatto in cui bisogna prendere la decisione di imboccare la strada della partita IVA. Un'altra volta afferra il telefono e compone il numero del dott. Untale, ma prima che il telefono inizi a squillare, riaggancia e si mette a ragionare. "Vediamo un po'" pensa Kurlash forte delle sue poche riminiscenze provenienti dalla ex professione di commercialista "se apro ora la p.IVA non mi devo rompere il cazzo con il moss perchè da luglio fino a fine anno non ne faccio altri 10mila di ricavi. Probabilmente ne farò altri 7mila. Pagherò sui 1.300 di INPS, sui 200 di imposte, più 5 o 600 di commercialista (tariffa da vero amico)."
"Invece se decidessi di scavallare un altro anno... se mi becca l'INPS pagherò quei 1.300 di contributi più qualcosa di sanzioni ma non mi pare che l'INPS picchi troppo duro con le sanzioni. Se mi becca l'Ag.Entrate è facile dimostrare che ai fini IVA non mi possono dire nulla, perchè il forfettario che è il mio regime naturale non ha l'IVA, poi fino a 10mila non c'è neanche l'IVA estera del MOSS. Anche ai fini delle imposte non mi possono dire niente perchè se dichiaro questi soldi nei redditi diversi comunque ci pago sopra l'IRPEF che è più alta dell'imposta dei forfettari. Va a finire che gli chiedo il rimborso".
Ecco in questa situazione per kurlash la scelta è veramente difficile. Ed è così che Kurlash, dopo attenta analisi (praticamente lanciando una moneta), decide di fare le cose per bene. Per quell'anno infatti, aprendo la posizione, le cose non sarebbero poi così gravose.
i) come forfettario da metà anno scavallerebbe i contributi INPS sui primi 5.000 euro di ricavi fino a giugno
ii) non avrebbe alcuna rottura di balle con l'IVA del Moss, stando sotto 10mila euro di corrispettivi
iii) il costo sarebbe sui 1.500 tra inps e tasse più quei 5 o 6cento euro di parcella al dott. Untale. Per contro, senza p.IVA e tassando gli incassi nei redditi diversi il costo non sarebbe inferiore
Per altro c'è la possibilità che si incasserebbe anche molto di più dato che il sistema di OF è ignorante e incassa l'IVA dai Fans a prescindere, anche il PDC non deve versarla perchè sta nella franchigia Moss < 10k.
Ecco siamo arrivati ad un bel break even point. La mia scelta personale sarebbe stata quella di regolarizzarsi dal secondo anno in uno scenario in crescita e con delle cifre come quelle descritte.
Tuttavia in una realtà distopica (meglio utopica) in cui proprio in quel frangente Kurlash avesse ricevuto una titspic dalla sua fan più sfegatata, tanto da risvegliare il suo lato animalesco e avesse quindi deciso di non aprire p.IVA e fare un altro anno borderline, tutto sommato non mi sentirei di criticare la scelta. Sta tutto nella propensione al rischio;
Però ci sono tanti scenari possibili. Se vedessi ad esempio l'attività che va a scemare e gli incassi sono in calo tipo: anno 1 incasso 9mila, decido di non fare nulla, anno 2: a giugno sono a 4mila, quindi l'attività è in calo, andrei avanti a non fare nulla. Se invece l'attività parte col botto e incasso subito 2mila/mese, aprirei la posizione già da metà del primo anno. Insomma cercherei di flettere la normativa finchè posso, ma non troppo.
In tutto questo pippotto mi è venuto in mente che, fra i tanti aspetti che mancano, non ho parlato del monitoraggio, quadro RW delle attività detenute all'estero. Questa rottura di balle riguarda chi utilizza un conto estero di appoggio per gli accrediti di OF. In linea teorica riguarderebbe anche il credito che ho accumulato presso la piattaforma a fine anno ma che non ho ancora accreditato presso una banca. Chi vuole approfondire apra un post o scriva nei commenti.
Veniamo infine a fare un piccolo promemoria di quanto abbiamo detto, per i pigri.
Redditi occasionali: fino a 5.000 euro
Nessun adempimento IVA. Si indicano in dichiarazione. Si calcola l'IRPEF. Aliquota 23%, ma può capitare anche che non si paga nulla se non si hanno altri redditi per via delle detrazioni.
Redditi occasionali > 5.000 euro
Nessun adempimento IVA, ma da qui bisogna iniziare a valutare l'apertura della p.IVA. E' necessaria l'iscrizione all'INPS e bisogna versare i contributi per gli incassi > 5.000 euro
Regime forfettario
Iscrizione all'INPS e versamento contributi gestione separata. Redditi: tasso con imposta sostitutiva, incassi x 78% meno contributi versati x 5% per i primi 5 anni, poi 15%. Ai fini IVA vari step:
NBBBBB: obbligo di invio dei corrispettivi telematici (bella cagata per i forfettari, nonchè enorme rottura di palle. Eventuali domande nei commenti) I corrispettivi telematici operano solo per gli incassi diversi da quelli ex MOSS (quindi incassi da italiani, da extraUE e da UE ma solo fino alla franchigia di 10.000 euro).
Regime ordinario
Iscrizione all'INPS e versamento contributi gestione separata. Redditi: tasso con le aliquote IRPEF. Ai fini IVA vari step:
NB: obbligo di invio dei corrispettivi telematici
Regole comuni
Valutare monitoraggio attività estere quadro RW

that's all folks

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2020.06.28 00:50 blacklisted__ Las Relaciones Consensuales en lldm / Sexual Consent in lldm

La enseñanza de las relaciones sexuales consensuales en LLDM no existe. En los años que pertenecí a LLDM nunca escuché que predicaran de este tema de suma importancia a la congregación. Al contrario, enseñan y fomentan la misoginia.
En las bodas incondicionales en donde la señorita contrae matrimonio con un joven sin conocerse, solo dejándose guiar por la aparente voluntad de Dios ejecutada por "su enviado", es uno de los ejemplos más comunes y tristes.
Porque por si algunos no saben cómo funciona, ahorita les explico: Al que es incondicional le avisan unos días antes de su boda que se va a casar con la persona que el Apóstol de Dios ha escogido para ellos, usualmente después de las reuniones de los ministros incondicionales, empiezan con una lista de los que se quedan después de la reunion para una bendición especial o a veces los mandan llamar a la oficina de fraternidad levítica para que firmen un documento en el que aceptan estar de acuerdo que los casen con el que Dios ha preparado para él o ella (o sea, que los casen con quien a ellos, los ministros, , les da su regalada gana) y les dan una miseria de pesos para que, la señorita se compre un vestido y accesorios y el muchacho, un traje. Tiene solo 1 o 2 días para buscar lo necesario de la boda, claro, sin dejar las oraciones y aparte sin dejar de atender las reuniones de los que se van a casar en la boda. En la reunión les recuerdan cien mil veces sobre su voto de incondicionalidad y que con quien los case el Varón de Dios, vas a ser feliz. Para evitar que se haga un show en el que el muchacho niega a una de las damas o viceversa, se les dice que observen quienes son a los que van a casar y si tienen una duda o miedo que los casen con alguien que van a negar en el altar, que mejor hablen ahora o callen para siempre. El día antes de la boda los hacen ensayar en medio de el templo de HP, les dicen cómo se van a formar, que cuando nombren a la hermana ella debe pasar al centro y después cuando siga el turno del hermano de pasar al centro debe tomar a la novia del brazo y caminan al altar etc...
Llega el día de la boda, se hace lo que se ensayó, y por primera vez conoce el joven a su esposa cuando le levanta el velo y le da el ósculo santo. ¿Saben qué era lo que siempre me daba ansiedad y pena ajena? Cuando salen del templo y todos los de afuera empiezan a gritar allí en los atrios del templo "beso, beso" y la pareja de recién, no solo casados, sino conocidos, ¡son obligados a darse un beso! En ocasiones era en el cachete, en otras, en la boca, o sea, !No se conocen!
Bueno ya voy regresando al tema. Me tocó escuchar los testimonios de varias muchachas que vivieron el terror de su noche de boda, algunos respetaban el esperar a que se sintiera "lista" la señorita y otros no, diciendo "ya estamos casados, ahora es momento de consumir el pacto." Alguien me contó de cómo lloraba y lloraba y le pedía tiempo a su esposo para poder enamorarse de él, le rogaba a Dios que la ayudara, pero nada más no sentía nada, ningún tipo de atracción. Pasaron días, pasaron semanas, pasaron meses, y nada. Él intentaba conquistarla y enamorarla pero no funcionaba, hasta que se enfadó, por lo que mandó llamar al supervisor y le dijo que todavía no habían tenido relaciones porque su esposa no se dejaba, entonces el ministro la reprendió y le dijo que tenia que cumplirle a su marido o sería tristeza para el Varón de Dios por lo que esa misma noche estuvo íntimamente con él.
La pregunta es, ¿fue con consentimiento? Acaso, ¿eso no fue forzarla a que estuviera con él, respaldado con la "doctrina"?

Pero esto no solo pasaba en los matrimonios de los incondicionales, sino también en los "normales" de LLDM.
Cuando se hablaba de el tema de le matrimonio, ¿si o no usaban el texto de 1 Corintios 7:3-5? ...4 "La mujer no tiene potestad sobre su propio cuerpo, sino el marido; ni tampoco tiene el marido potestad sobre su propio cuerpo , sino la mujer..."
En los estudios de casados varias veces se hablo de esto, que si el marido o la esposa no cumplían con sus deberes conyugales están pecando ante Dios. Entonces si la hermana o el hermano no se sentían bien, o nada más no estaban en ese ánimo, la pareja ya estaba lista para utilizar lo que se le enseñó en la secta para abusar sexualmente sea de la esposa o del esposo. Sí, eso es abuso sexual. Algunos pueden decir que es exageración, o que eso del consentimiento sexual es una ideología moderna, pero no. He aquí el problema, la enseñanza estaba tan arraigada en nuestro cerebro que por eso eramos tan vulnerables de caer en el acoso, en el abuso sexual.

Qué triste que a la señorita se le enseñe "si te ama y te respeta (el muchacho) te esperará hasta el matrimonio para estar contigo", pero una vez casados, la hermana ya está la merced sexual de su esposo y no hay enseñanza ni regla doctrinal que la ampare. Y no es que a el hombre no le pase pero es mucho mas frecuente que le suceda a la mujer, porque además al hombre se le enseña que él es la cabeza del hogar y que la mujer se debe someter a él, y es allí donde la mujer sigue sufriendo abuso y muchas veces se convierte en un objeto de placer, y al no cumplir, los primeros en reprender son los ministros. Muy mal, porque para empezar ¿ellos qué saben sobre parejas, terapia, psicología, etc? Al contrario, ¡muchos de ellos son los mismísimos abusadores que solo perpetúan el abuso sexual!

En la luz del mundo se permite el abuso sexual y la violación. Prácticamente en LLDM la mujer es una esclava sexual.
Te dicen con quién estar, si eres incondicional escogen tu pareja, si no lo eres, con tan solo el hecho de que te digan que solo puedes casarte con miembros de la secta.
Yendo más allá, te dicen cómo ser y estar sexualmente, no puedes usar anticonceptivos, no te puedes auto-satisfacer, no puedes hacer sexo oral ni sexo anal e inclusive se enseña que solo posición misionera. Te dicen cuándo debes cumplir, que aunque sea en contra de tu voluntad debes estar con tu esposo íntimamente.

Nunca o muy rara vez preguntan el porqué no hay intimidad, lo único que hacen es decir, con ánimo autoritario, "cúmplale a su marido porque así lo manda Dios, la doctrina, etc", es decir, las relaciones consentidas o consensuales no se promueven ni se practican sino todo lo contrario.

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The teaching of sexual consent in LLDM does not exist. In the years that I belonged to LLDM, I never heard the congregation preach on this very important topic. On the contrary, they teach and promote misogyny. The unconditional weddings where the young lady marries a young man without knowing each other, only allowing themselves to be guided by the apparent will of God executed by "his annointed", are one of the most common and sad examples. For those that don't know how it works, I'll explain it: The unconditional person will be notified a few days before his/her wedding that he/she is going to marry the person that the Apostle of God has chosen for them, usually after one of the meetings of the uncondicional ministers , they name those who will stay after the meeting for a special blessing or sometimes have them called in to the Levitical fraternity office to sign a document in which they agree to be married to who the Apostol has prepared for him or her (that is, they marry whom they, the ministers, , give their free will) and give them a pittance of pesos so that the lady buys a dress and accessories and the young man, a suit. You have only 1 or 2 days to find what is necessary for the wedding, of course, without neglegting the prayers and the meetings of those who are getting married at the wedding. At the meeting they are reminded one hundred thousand times about their unconditional vow and that with whom the Man of God marries them, they will be happy. To avoid having a show in which the young man denies one of the ladies or vice versa, they are told to observe who they are who they are going to marry and if they have a doubt or fear that they will marry someone they are going to deny at the altar, that they better speak now or forever hold their peace. The day before the wedding they make them rehearse in the middle of the temple of HP, they tell them how they are going to assemble. When they name the sister she must go to the center and then when it is the brother's turn to go to the center he must take the bride by the arm and they walk to the altar etc ... The day of the wedding arrives, they do what was rehearsed, and for the first time the young man meets his wife when he lifts her veil and gives her the holy kiss. Do you know what always made me cringe? When the couple leaves the temple and everyone outside begins to shout there in the temple courts "kiss, kiss" and the newly, not only married, but acquaintances, are forced to kiss each other! Sometimes it was on the cheek, sometimes it was in the mouth, definetly cringeworthy! They don't even know each other!
Well I'm going back to the topic. I've listened to the testimonies of several girls who lived through the terror of their wedding night, some husbands respected waiting for the lady to feel "ready" and others did not, saying "we are already married, now is the time to consumate the act." Someone told me how she cried and cried and asked her husband for time to fall in love with him, she begged God to help her, but she just felt nothing, no attraction. Days passed, weeks passed, months passed, and nothing. He tried to conquer her and make her fall in love but it didn't work, until he got fed up, so he sent for the supervisor and told him that they had not yet had relations because his wife was not leaving, so the minister rebuked her and told her that she had to comply with her husband or it would be sadness for the Man of God so that same night she had sex with him. The question is, was it with consent? Wasn't that forcing her to be with him? But this not only happens in the marriages of the unconditional, but also in the "normal" marriages of LLDM. When preaching the topic of marriage, did they not use the text of 1 of Corinthians 7: 3-5? "... 4 The wife does not have power over her own body, but the husband; neither does the husband have power over his own body, but the wife ..." In marriage studies several times it was spoken of this, that if the husband or the wife did not fulfill their conjugal duties they are sinning before God. So if the sister or brother was not feeling well, or just were not in that mood, the couple was ready to use what they were taught in the cult to sexually abuse either the wife or the husband. Yes, that is sexual abuse. Some may say that it is exaggeration, or that sexual consent is a modern ideology, but it is not. Hereby the problem, this teaching was so ingrained in our brains that that's why we were so vulnerable to being sexually abused.
How sad that the lady is taught "if he loves you and respects you (the young man) will wait for you until marriage to be with you", but once married, the sister is at the sexual mercy of her husband and there is no teaching or doctrinal rule that protects her. And I'm not saying that it doesn't happen to a man, but it is much more frequent that it happens to a woman, because in addition, the man is taught that he is the head of the home and that the woman must submit to him, and that is where the woman continues to suffer abuse and often becomes a sexual object, and when she does not comply, the first to reprimand her are the ministers. Shame on them, because what do they know about couples, therapy, psychology, etc. to begin with? On the contrary, many of them are the very same abusers who perpetuate sexual abuse!
Sexual abuse and rape are allowed in the light of the world. Practically in LLDM the woman is a sex slave.
They tell you who to be with, if you are unconditional they choose your partner, if you are not, just by the fact that they tell you that you can only marry members of the cult.
Going further, they tell you how to be and be sexually, you cannot use contraceptives, you cannot self-satisfy, you cannot do oral sex or anal sex and it is even taught that only missionary position. They tell you when you must comply, that even if it is against your will you must be with your husband intimately.
They never or very rarely ask why there is no intimacy, the only thing they do is say, with an authoritarian spirit, "comply with your husband because God, doctrine, etc. commands it". Consensual or consensual relationships are neither promoted nor practiced in lldm on the contrary.
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2020.05.05 15:43 momsgonetopoundland Mandarake Ban Due To Linked Address - Any Thoughts?

So Mandarake just tweeted this message (actually retweeted) and it reminded me of the situation a friend (an actual mate, not a mythical pal who actually turns out to be me) has recently entered and was telling me about, so thought I'd see if anyone has had anything similar.
https://twitter.com/Mandarake_En/status/1165478713099579392
Can my spouse/partneroommate/hamster have their own account?
While it's possible for more than one account registered to the same address, please bear in mind that if any user is blocked for too many cancellations, all associated users will be blocked.
Long story short my buddy recently tried to log into their account and it wouldn't accept his details, saying he had to email them. He contacted the store he has an order waiting to be paid with and they said he'd been banned for having unpaid orders on his other account. He said he's only had one unpaid order and has only had an account for a few months.
Here's where it gets tricky.
Before getting his own account he'd used a chum of his (not an acquaintance of mine) account and had items sent straight to him and paid with his card. It turns out that that guy has subsequently got himself banned for too many unpaid orders, and it seems that my homie has been locked out possibly because his address was used on orders with el banned-ito's account.
Are we over thinking this? My amigo's currently waiting for Manda to get back, but from some of the comments on here they don't seem to reply to banned users.
Also I did ask in a previous post about proxies. If the above is true would everyone who has used a specific proxy be in trouble if just one of that proxies customers got banned?
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Update: He's heard back from and we were right. He's banned because of his friend and they won't unblock him (he's tried and failed and making a new account, seems like they blocked his IP etc).
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2020.04.20 21:48 TheMandaWolf Proyect "Supernova" unveiled

Proyect
Project Supernova Unveiled:
As 3 of my other models are in production; my partners are working on a new "Crystal Chamber Chasses"; I Decided to do my part and design this baby, But my Fiancee took over and I didn´t have a Say on it until she placed the Crystal Chamber in the wrong direction... So Yes! I had a Part in it.
Once the electronics are figured out from their part; this model will be used as a prototype to first release it.
Have a look. (And yes, the renders look "pristine", but I know it should have that 'weathered' look we all love)
You can Follow My Work in my Patreon: patreon.com/TheMandaWolf Or look in my Facebook / Twitter: facebook.com/TheMandaWolf/
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2020.04.18 23:45 TheMandaWolf New Design Work. "THE AWOKEN"

New Design Work.
Fresh off the Grid.Heavily detailed work.Took 10 hours of non-stop designing.
Sadly, this one is not going to go into production just yet like the others that I posted Yesterday.
This one has special plans.. I will remove the buttons and re-work it.
In Discussions with our partners. We all agreed that we were willing to go big or go home with this model. We will work the Switch just like in the movie!
Rotating activation Switch and Moving "Fins" on the Emitter are in Development You can Follow my work in Patreon or Facebook by searching "TheMandaWolf"
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2020.02.25 22:00 autotldr AFRICOM airstrike kills key planner of attack on US forces in Kenya

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STUTTGART, Germany- A U.S. airstrike has killed a key planner in January's deadly attack on U.S. forces in Kenya, where three Americans were killed after al-Qaida-connected militants stormed a local base, U.S. Africa Command said Tuesday.
The husband was a senior leader of the group in charge of planning and directing terrorist operations on the Kenya border region, including the recent attack on the Manda Bay Airfield, AFRICOM said.
AFRICOM described the wife as a "Witting and active member" of the group and responsible "For facilitating a wide range of terrorist activities." AFRICOM did not name the two terrorists.
"This strike demonstrates that we will continue to relentlessly pursue those responsible for Manda Bay and those wishing to do harm to Americans and our African partners," said Army Gen. Stephen Townsend, the commander of AFRICOM. An investigation is underway into events surrounding the Jan. 5 attack at Manda Bay Airfield in coastal Kenya.
Immediately after the attack, AFRICOM sent in reinforcements to secure the compound, raising questions about whether U.S. troops were over exposed.
AFRICOM has ramped up airstrikes against the group during the past few years, conducting a record 63 strikes in Somalia in 2019.
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2020.01.13 18:15 MacCohen Le donne nel mormonismo

La chiesa primitiva di Joseph Smith sostenne un ruolo femminile attivo – Le donne poterono persino eseguire benedizioni di salute nel tempio per un breve periodo, prima che il potere si consolidasse in una gerarchia maschile sempre più severa. La dottrina della poligamia rafforzò l'idea che le donne costituivano una forma di proprietà, consentendo agli uomini di accumulare potere dinastico ed eterno. Joseph accumulò fino a 40 mogli, mentre Brigham Young intensificò la dottrina, accumulando circa 55 mogli. I leader elitari della “chiesa” continuarono a praticare illegalmente la poligamia in segreto per generazioni.
Numerosi profeti hanno insegnato che il posto di una donna mormone è in casa. Solo le leggi federali antidiscriminazione, alle quali la “chiesa” si oppose con forza, e la minaccia di procedimenti giudiziari federali, costrinsero la “chiesa” negli anni '70 a smettere di invogliare all’interruzione del lavoro femminile alla nascita del primo figlio. Sebbene non sia più esplicitamente esternato dal pulpito, il posto di una donna nel mormonismo rimane molto diverso da quello di un uomo. Anche negli anni '80, il presidente Kimball ribadì che "... il posto di una madre è in casa!" Oggi le donne non possono esercitare l'autorità all'interno della “chiesa” o stabilire bilanci finanziari senza la diretta supervisione e approvazione degli uomini.
Ci sono eccezionalmente poche donne leader o storie ispiratrici di donne nel mormonismo o nella storia della “chiesa”. Il Libro di Mormon cita solo 6 donne per nome in oltre 500 pagine; 3 presi direttamente dalla Bibbia (Sarah, Eva, Maria), Saria che si lamentava regolarmente contro suo marito e veniva rimproverata, Isabella la prostituta e Abish. Zoram, Nefi e i suoi fratelli si sposarono tutti, eppure ogni donna viene identificata goffamente come figlia di Ismaele. Le moderne donne mormoni presenziano ad una struttura di leadership gerontocratica esclusivamente maschile, in netto contrasto con le crescenti opportunità di uguaglianza, istruzione, occupazione e vita personale. La “chiesa” invita i membri ad uscire solo con partner meritevoli di una “raccomandazione per il tempio” e comune nell’ambito della religione mormone, facendo si che risulti una popolazione sproporzionatamente grande di donne single che hanno perso l’opportunità di vivere delle relazioni pur fortemente desiderate, il matrimonio e le opportunità di avere figli.
ESCLUSIVAMENTE UOMINI
Il Manuale LDS 1 fornisce istruzioni e politiche ufficiali su una vasta gamma di questioni, che vanno da templi, matrimonio, servizio missionario, disciplina, interviste, consulenza, finanza e amministrazione. Il libro indica che deve essere distribuito alle Autorità generali (GA), Settanta di area, membri delle presidenze generali delle organizzazioni ausiliarie, capi dipartimento, direttore degli affari temporali, presidenze del tempio e della missione, presidenze di palo e distretto, impiegati, presidenze vescovile e di ramo.
In sintesi, il numero di uomini (che possono detenere detto manuale, ndr) raggiunge circa le 130.000 unità. Le uniche donne incluse sono la Presidenza Generale della Società di Soccorso Generale, delle Giovani Donne e le presidenze della Primaria (9 donne in totale). Forse ci sono valide ragioni per cui Glass Ceiling pone lo Utah (lo stato mormone per eccellenza, ndr) al 49° posto tra gli stati USA per uguaglianza retributiva di genere e per cui la BYU (l’università mormone, ndr) vanta uno dei tassi di presenze femminili più bassi di qualsiasi scuola.
I più anziani, potranno ricordare una parte scioccante della cerimonia del tempio mormone, che è stata rimossa nel 1990. “Eva, poiché hai ascoltato la voce di Satana e hai preso il frutto proibito e lo hai dato ad Adamo , moltiplicherò notevolmente il tuo dolore e il tuo concepimento. Con dolore partorirai figli; tuttavia, potresti essere preservata in età fertile. Il tuo desiderio sarà per tuo marito ed egli ti dominerà con giustizia. "È interessante notare come le donne mormoni non siano salvate semplicemente dalla grazia di Dio, ma attraverso la gravidanza e l’autorità detenuta dal marito. Solo di recente la retorica patriarcale del tempio è stata ammorbidita.
DONNE, NON PARLATE E NON PREGATE
Lucy Mack Smith, la madre del Profeta, fu la prima donna a parlare alla Conferenza generale l'8 ottobre 1845. Le autorità mormoni non hanno invitato nessun’altra donna a parlare alla Conferenza per 143 anni. In un Bollettino del Sacerdozio del 1967, la Prima Presidenza fornì le seguenti istruzioni: “Solo coloro che hanno il Sacerdozio [dovrebbero] essere invitati a offrire le preghiere di apertura e chiusura nelle riunioni sacramentali, comprese le riunioni veloci. Ciò vale anche per le riunioni del sacerdozio”. Nell’agosto del 1975 fu ribadita questa politica “ispirata”. Solo nel 1978 la Chiesa rilasciò una dichiarazione in cui affermava che "non vi era alcun divieto scritturale nei confronti delle sorelle che offrivano preghiere nelle riunioni sacramentali ... fu quindi deciso che è consentito alle sorelle offrire preghiere in tutti gli incontri a cui partecipano". Ma fu solo il 6 aprile 2013 che Jean A. Stevens fu invitata dai “fratelli” a offrire la primissima preghiera femminile alla sessione di apertura della conferenza generale. […]
DONNE COME PROPRIETÀ ETERNA
Molte donne mormoni hanno espresso frustrazione per la natura secondaria del loro ruolo all'interno del mormonismo. Prima delle modifiche apportate ai rituali del tempio nel 2019, le donne stringevano un'alleanza (un patto con Dio) solo attraverso il marito, mentre solo quest’ultimo poteva stringere un'alleanza direttamente con il Signore; gli uomini erano gli intermediari tra le donne e Dio. Nella cerimonia del matrimonio al tempio, solo le donne venivano “date” al marito, non succedeva cioè che uomini e donne si ricevessero l'un l'altro.
Le donne non possono ancora accedere al più alto livello del “cielo mormone” senza che un marito le riceva attraverso il velo (il velo che separa simbolicamente la terra dal cielo, ndr). “Puoi entrare nel regno celeste senza di lui? Qualcuno di voi è stato lì? Ricorderai che non sei mai entrato nel regno celeste [durante la cerimonia del tempio] senza l'aiuto di tuo marito. Se lo facevi, era perché tuo marito era via, e qualcuno doveva agire per lui. Nessuna donna entrerà nel regno celeste, tranne che suo marito la riceva, se è degna di avere un marito; e se no, qualcuno la riceverà come una serva. "[Journal of Discourses, LDS Apostle Erastus Snow, vol. 5, p. 291]
Il più alto grado di esaltazione di una donna dipende ancora dall'autorità del sacerdozio di suo marito. "Possa Dio aggiungere la sua benedizione sulla tua testa e condurti in tutti i sentieri della virtù, della pietà e della pace, affinché tu possa essere un ornamento per coloro a cui appartieni, alzati e incoronali con onori, ..." [Nauvoo Relief Society Minute Book, 88]
L'apostolo Heber C. Kimball ha detto: “I fratelli missionari hanno preso l'abitudine di scegliere le donne più carine per loro prima che arrivassero qui, e di portare solo quelle brutte per noi. D'ora in poi dovete portarle tutte qui prima di prenderne una qualsiasi, e farci avere la scossa giusta. “E certamente si riferiva alle donne come proprietà quando ordinò:” Siete mandati come pastori a radunare le pecore; e ricorda che non sono le tue pecore: appartengono a Colui che ti manda. Quindi non fare scelta di nessuna di quelle pecore; non effettuare selezioni prima di averle portate a casa e messe in riga. Devi capirlo! Amen."
L'apostolo Orson Hyde elaborò la dottrina dell'accumulazione delle donne nell'eternità. Questo è l'Orson che Joseph Smith (il fondatore mormone, ndr) inviò in una missione lontana. Al suo ritorno scoprì che Joseph aveva preso sua moglie civilmente sposata, Marinda Nancy Johnson Hyde, come sposa plurima in sua assenza. Questa è la stessa Marinda che Joseph aveva inseguito un decennio prima, guadagnandosi un bagno di catrame e di piume da parte dei membri della sua famiglia. "Nel mondo degli spiriti c'è un aumento di maschi e femmine, ce ne sono milioni, e se saremo fedeli tutto il tempo, e persevereremo proprio insieme al fratello Brigham (Young, altro profeta poligamo, ndr), andremo dal fratello Joseph [Smith] e diremo:" Siamo qui fratello Joseph '…. Ci dirà, .... 'Dove sono le tue mogli?' 'Sono tornate laggiù; non ci seguiranno. "" Non importa, "dice Joseph," qui ce ne sono migliaia, hai tutto quello che vuoi."
SOCIETÀ DI SOCCORSO
Il 17 marzo 1842 Joseph Smith organizzò la Società di Soccorso (la principale organizzazione femminile interna alla chiesa mormone, ndr), con Emma Smith (sua moglie) come presidentessa. Le sue consigliere erano Elizabeth Ann Whitney, Sarah Cleveland ed Eliza R. Snow.
Nel giugno 1842 Joseph sposò Sarah Cleveland, che all'epoca era già sposata con John Cleveland, il suo secondo marito di quindici anni. Il 29 giugno 1842 Joseph Smith sposò Eliza R Snow (Sarah Cleveland è testimone di questo suggellamento). Nel luglio 1842 Joseph sposò Sarah Ann Whitney, la figlia di Elizabeth, con il consenso di Elizabeth e Newell Whitney. Nei quattro mesi dopo la fondazione della Società di Soccorso, tutte le “colleghe” di Emma furono compromesse nella poligamia a sua insaputa. Quelle stesse donne stavano difendendo Joseph contro Emma, suggerendo che nessuno avrebbe dovuto parlare male del Profeta.
La Società di Soccorso fu convocata il 17 marzo 1842. […] c'erano 19 partecipanti a quel primo incontro, oltre a Emma stessa. 5 dei 19 erano diventate mogli plurime di Joseph (Desdemona Fulmer, Eliza R. Snow, Martha McBride Knight, Elvira Cowles e Sarah M. Cleveland). Joseph si propose ad altre 2 delle 19, ma lo respinsero (Nancy Rigdon e Sarah M. Kimball). Joseph si propose anche ad un’altra ma, una volta respinto, disse che era solo una prova di fede per suo marito (la moglie di John Taylor, Leonora). A proposito, John Taylor accettò la proposta di Joseph (di cedergli sua moglie, ndr).
SPENTE
Emma Smith iniziò quindi ad utilizzare la Società di Soccorso come piattaforma per contrastare la poligamia, di conseguenza gli incontri furono sospesi il 16 marzo 1844. Entro pochi mesi dall'assunzione della leadership, Brigham Young iniziò a sposare alcune delle mogli di Smith come proprie, e annunciò la sua decisione di sciogliere l'organizzazione. […]
Nel 1868, Brigham Young chiese a Eliza R. Snow, allora una delle sue mogli plurime, di riorganizzare la Società di Soccorso […] mantenendone i membri fedeli ai fondamenti della Chiesa, inclusa la poligamia […].
NON UN GRUPPO DI DONNE
La Società di Soccorso è senza dubbio un’organizzazione ausiliaria del Sacerdozio, in quanto alle donne non è consentito ricoprire alcun incarico di presidenza. Ogni chiamata all'interno dell'organizzazione deve essere approvata da un uomo a livello di rione o palo, quindi la donna deve essere "messa a parte" (ordinata, ndr) esclusivamente da un gruppo di uomini, con le donne (come spettatrici, ndr) sedute ai lati.
La Società di Soccorso è un’organizzazione di donne […] tutti i leader di questo gruppo, dalla Presidentessa generale fino alla Presidentessa del ramo più remoto, sono selezionate in riunioni a porte chiuse alle quali nessuna donna è invitata. Gli uomini supervisionano anche i manuali di istruzioni dell'organizzazione femminile e tutte le attività devono essere approvate dagli uomini. Le donne non possono nemmeno svolgere un'attività in un edificio della Chiesa senza la supervisione di un uomo. […]
Fino a poco tempo fa, i rituali del tempio più sacri della religione mormone richiedevano che le donne velassero i loro volti e promettessero di accettare e vivere la Nuova ed Eterna Alleanza, che è sia il matrimonio eterno che il principio eterno della poligamia (anche se non è così facilmente identificato in tale nella cerimonia ). Fino al 1990, le donne dovevano giurare obbedienza ai loro mariti, anziché direttamente a Dio.
STAI A CASA!
Il patriarcato mormone continua a collegare il valore di una donna alle sue abilità casalinghe. Ci sono pochi dubbi quando i profeti suggeriscono: “Voci seducenti nel mondo invocano stili di vita alternativi per le donne. Sostengono che alcune donne sono più adatte alle carriere che al matrimonio e alla maternità ... I semi del divorzio sono spesso gettati e i problemi dei bambini iniziano quando la madre lavora fuori casa. "Il presidente Kimball ha continuato a sostenere che "Essere moglie e madre e avere una famiglia è ... priorità ... più importante di una laurea, un lavoro, sviluppare talenti o qualsiasi altra cosa! "
Forse l'eredità dell’insegnamento di Brigham Young secondo cui "Una donna, se pur così intelligente, non saprà mai più di un uomo che detiene il sacerdozio" è il motivo per cui lo Utah (lo stato USA mormone) si posiziona costantemente molto vicino al fondo delle classifiche dell'uguaglianza di genere, della salute fisica e mentale delle donne, delle misure sociali di rafforzamento economico e politico delle stesse.
Le ragazze mormoni meritano le stesse opportunità di sviluppo ed economiche degli uomini, eppure lo Utah si è classificato al 50° posto nella parità di genere. Le pubblicazioni mormoni, come il manuale dello studente “Madri impiego fuori casa e Matrimonio Eterno”, chiariscono il ruolo di una donna. Il Washington Post ha recentemente rivelato i risultati di un sondaggio indicando che lo Utah è il secondo stato più sessista in America. WalletHub giudica lo Utah ultimo con un ampio margine in termini di uguaglianza femminile.
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Nel 1973, Spencer Kimball, alla domanda "Ci sarà un cambiamento nell'atteggiamento nei confronti delle donne?", Rispose "Non troppo bruscamente. Crediamo che il posto ideale per una donna sia in casa." Anche verso la metà degli anni '70, solo le donne single lavoravano nel quartier generale della Chiesa. Se una donna era sposata, si presumeva che la sua carriera fosse finita, così da poter rimanere a casa. Esisteva una politica di impiego mormone stabilita secondo cui il licenziamento avrebbe avuto luogo alla nascita del primo figlio di una donna. La Chiesa ha chiesto il parere legale di tre studi legali diversi prima di ammettere che non poteva più licenziare le madri. L'emendamento sulla parità dei diritti del 1972, che formalizzava i diritti delle donne, passò in entrambe le camere del Congresso e attese semplicemente la ratifica dello stato. La chiesa si oppose vigorosamente e organizzò formalmente i membri contro di essa, svolgendo un ruolo decisivo nella sua ultima sconfitta. La chiesa ha scomunicato apertamente il difensore dell'ERA Sonia Johnson, suggerendo obiezioni "morali" mentre continuava a radunare le donne mormoni per sostenere le attività politiche.
Per approfondimenti in inglese, Women in Mormonism – Mormon Stories
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2020.01.06 00:02 autotldr US African Command confirms 3 Americans were killed following the Al-Shabaab attack on the Manda Bay military base in Kenya on Sunday.

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During an attack by al-Shabaab, an al-Qaida group in East Africa, earlier today, one U.S. service member and two Department of Defense contractors were killed at a Kenya Defense Force Military Base in Manda Bay, Kenya.
"Our thoughts and prayers are with the families and friends of our teammates who lost their lives today," said U.S. Army General Stephen Townsend, commander, U.S. Africa Command.
"As we honor their sacrifice, let's also harden our resolve. Alongside our African and international partners, we will pursue those responsible for this attack and al-Shabaab who seeks to harm Americans and U.S. interests. We remain committed to preventing al-Shabaab from maintaining a safe haven to plan deadly attacks against the U.S. homeland, East African, and international partners."
The terrorist group has expressed the intent to attack the United States homeland and target Americans, but U.S. persistent pressure placed on them constrains their ability to carry out those desires.
After an initial penetration of the perimeter, Kenya Defense Forces and U.S. Africa Command repelled the al-Shabaab attack.
The desired end state in East Africa is one in which terrorist organizations are not able to threaten the U.S. homeland, U.S. persons, international allies, or destabilize the region.
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2020.01.05 18:55 techwabbit African Al-Shabaab Group, Connected to Al Qud's Attacks American Base in Africa, then claims "no connection" to Iran/Soleimani

A US Base located in Symba, Kenya has been attacked during our night.
U.S. military at Camp Simba in Kenya repels attempted assault by Al-Shabaab
US African Command Press Release
On Twitter: (https://twitter.com/USAfricaCommand/status/1213780265560092679)
U.S. Africa Command acknowledges there was an attack by the terrorist organization al-Shabaab at Manda Bay Airfield, Kenya, today. U.S. Africa Comment and Kenya Defense Forces repelled the al-Shabaab attack.
Working alongside our Kenyan partners, the airfield is cleared and still in the process of being fully secured.
Al-Shabaab has put our multiple press releases exaggerating the security situation on the ground. This practice has proven common place for this terror organization.
"Al-Shabaab resorts to lies, coercion and the exertion of force to bolster their reputation to crease false headlines," said U.S. Army Maj. Gen. William Gayler, U.S. Africa Command director of operations. "It is important to counter al-Shabaab where they stand to prevent the spread of this cancer.
The security situation at Manda Bay is fluid. Al-Shabaab is a terrorist group that has repeatedly communicated an intent to attack U.S. interests. This is the same terror group that took more than 80 innocent lives in Mogadishu last week.
"Al Shabaab is a brutal terrorist organization" said Gayler. "It is an al-Qaeda affiliate seeking to establish a self-governed Islamic territory in East Africa, to remove Western influence and ideals from the region, and to further its jihadist agenda. U.S. Presence in Africa is critically important to counter-terrorism efforts.
Initial reports reflect damage to infrastructure and equipment. An Accountability of personnel assessment is underway. As additional facts and details emerge, we will provide an update.
Manda Bay is an area where U.S. Forces provide training and counter-terrorism support to East African partners.
So, Al-Shabaab jihadists specifically state this is not connected to what is going on in Iraq and Iran, and the deaths of three top terrorists of the region.
What do you think?
I believe its absolutely connected to it, and are attempting to take away our focus of the middle east, and bring it into Kenya.
And of course, in the Somali news:
What are your thoughts?
Do you fear radical islamic attacks in America?
I don't so much because right now, if there were islamic attacks in america, it would be very bad for the local mosques.
Updated: Edited to Include link to PJ Media's article on the Iranian Hacker group that breached and defaced the website of the US Fed Depository Library:'This Is the Beginning': Hackers Claiming to Be from Iran Take Over U.S. Government Website
A former senior U.S. government national security official told Fox News' Leland Vittert, "It has the feel of being pretty insignificant...they just hacked a website that most Washington insiders don’t know existed...Honestly, this is not very hard...this website had very weak security." The source told Vitter that the attack likely did not come from the Iranian government directly, rather from sympathizers or a proxy group.
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2020.01.01 10:12 isaacbonyuet Resumen del 2019 en este pequeño subreddit: top 20 redditores con más publicaciones, top 50 que más comentaron. Y las top 10 publicaciones y top 10 comentarios

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Unique Redditors 455 4097
Combined Score 127181 161883

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 3119 points, 24 submissions: AlexxLopaztico02
    1. Guacamayas (369 points, 38 comments)
    2. Tanqueta atropellando a manifestantes, a lo Tiananmen Square. (NSFW/L) (302 points, 128 comments)
    3. Maduro metió preso al diseñador gráfico de la ONG de DDHH #Provea por esta caratula de álbum que iban a sacar. Lo metieron preso por "material subversivo". No dejemos pasar esto por alto. (234 points, 25 comments)
    4. Un grupo de aficionados japoneses está haciendo ilustraciones de como serían los samuráis de cada país para las olimpiadas 2020 - este es Venezuela! (229 points, 88 comments)
    5. In light of recent events (212 points, 12 comments)
    6. Recuerda: inhalar, exhalar. (186 points, 70 comments)
    7. No meen fuera del perol, muchachos. (168 points, 46 comments)
    8. Se cumplió mi predicción, ya me pongo el flair de vidente. (167 points, 38 comments)
    9. Éste post que encontré en /Colombia (144 points, 12 comments)
    10. Top 10 anime comebacks (108 points, 3 comments)
  2. 3080 points, 22 submissions: On_The_Warpath
    1. Ironic... (552 points, 48 comments)
    2. Kind letter to all the socialists out there who back Maduro (396 points, 185 comments)
    3. Communism intensifies (205 points, 10 comments)
    4. Venezuelans who have just emigrated to Buenos Aires (167 points, 16 comments)
    5. When there's a power outage after a normal day with electricity (167 points, 3 comments)
    6. Estoy reuniendo un equipo... Para una emisión monetaria (158 points, 13 comments)
    7. The National Guard deserting Maduro be like (143 points, 3 comments)
    8. Bodegones en Black Friday (139 points, 6 comments)
    9. Todas las opciones están sobre la mesa (132 points, 62 comments)
    10. El paralelo se está transformando en el Politigato (122 points, 18 comments)
  3. 2699 points, 20 submissions: isaacbonyuet
    1. Guacamaya (291 points, 22 comments)
    2. you'll need to sit down for this... (245 points, 52 comments)
    3. Presidente de Venezuela, Juan Gerardo Guaidó Márquez (244 points, 34 comments)
    4. No, U.S. Sanctions Are Not Killing Venezuela. Maduro Is (242 points, 56 comments)
    5. Bernie Sanders needs to calm down (240 points, 52 comments)
    6. next phase (207 points, 27 comments)
    7. Los Roques (162 points, 26 comments)
    8. Experience Real Socialism (142 points, 18 comments)
    9. A demonstrator is struck by a Venezuelan national guard vehicle on a street in Caracas. Photo by Ueslei Marcelino, part of The Guardian agency photographer of the year – 2019 shortlist (120 points, 39 comments)
    10. Luis Carlos Díaz (periodismodepaz) declarándole a Michelle Bachelet, alta comisionada de derechos humanos de la ONU, junto a otras víctimas de graves violaciones de DDHH en Venezuela (100 points, 23 comments)
  4. 2178 points, 13 submissions: pozzowon
    1. A wild ejército bolivariano appears (288 points, 34 comments)
    2. Hablando de Adobe (274 points, 24 comments)
    3. Gente cuyos planes fracasan siempre (272 points, 47 comments)
    4. Hasta donde hemos llegado..... Pornhub (212 points, 27 comments)
    5. Una más (182 points, 21 comments)
    6. Cortesía de Michelle Bachelet (169 points, 8 comments)
    7. I simple man. I see Venezuela I upvote (148 points, 24 comments)
    8. Memes en historymemes (132 points, 2 comments)
    9. Cosas que vemos en el imperio (126 points, 8 comments)
    10. We live in a world (112 points, 9 comments)
  5. 2096 points, 21 submissions: geeeorge15
    1. “Seguid el ejemplo que Caracas dió” (229 points, 34 comments)
    2. Marco Rubio: After several conversations in the last few days I am optimistic that the @Europarl_EN will pass a resolution tomorrow recognizing @jguaido as the legitimate President of #Venezuela. This will be an enormous step forward in bringing the Maduro crime family to its overdue end. (142 points, 23 comments)
    3. Av. Principal Las Mercedes por Román Camacho. (132 points, 12 comments)
    4. General reconoce a @jguaido como presidente y llama a desconocer a Maduro Se trata del General de División Francisco Esteban Yánez Rodríguez (7.101.984) Presidente de la Junta Permanente de Evaluación de la Comandancia General de la Aviación Militar Bolivariana. (126 points, 42 comments)
    5. Mano mande teléfono (123 points, 12 comments)
    6. #ÚLTIMAHORA EEUU anuncia sanciones contra la petrolera estatal de Venezuela PDVSA #AFP (115 points, 140 comments)
    7. AFP: #BREAKING Maduro shuts Venezuela's border with Brazil (115 points, 53 comments)
    8. Manifestantes derribaron estatua de Hugo Chávez durante protestas la noche del lunes por el presunto fraude en Bolivia (110 points, 42 comments)
    9. 10:00pm Bolívar En #SanFélix reportan incendio de la estatua de Hugo Chávez en la avenida Dalla Costa #22Ene Foto: Reporte Guayana (105 points, 23 comments)
    10. Toma aérea de la marcha del 23E. (88 points, 10 comments)
  6. 1802 points, 18 submissions: Fiftyshadesofbruh
    1. Dear pacifists, I regret to inform you that if you pretend to avoid a bloodbath, you have arrived years late to the situation. Under Maduro’s regime, more than 330,000 Venezuelans have been killed by gangs. About 100 Venezuelans starve to death every day. (223 points, 68 comments)
    2. The #HandsOffVenezuela / Venezuelasplaining Starter Pack (190 points, 69 comments)
    3. Deport Maria Gabriela Chavez, and send her back to Venezuela. Petition the White House (173 points, 25 comments)
    4. This Venezuelan man was rescued 30 miles offshore Trinidad, fighting for his life. He was in the water for 19 hours. His boat sunk the night before with 20 other people on board, so far no other survivors found. They were heading to Trinidad from Margarita to buy food (132 points, 17 comments)
    5. Complete interview of Jorge Ramos to Nicolás Maduro, subtitled in English (121 points, 27 comments)
    6. "They revived him.. and I just heard him say, 'my God, mom, please' and I never heard him again." Wendy Gonzalez describes the last words from her 8-year-old son. He died awaiting a bone marrow transplant at Caracas children's hospital. (117 points, 49 comments)
    7. En el 2003 los chavistas apoyaron el control de cambios. No porque sabían de economía, pero porque eran chavistas. Ahora, el mismo gobierno elimina parcialmente esos controles y los chavistas apoyan la medida. No porque hayan aprendido de economía, pero porque son chavistas (116 points, 11 comments)
    8. Small clip from the Jorge Ramos interview with Maduro in February that Maduro’s government tried to confiscate, subtitles in English provided. Jorge Ramos was detained and deported after this interview. The full interview will be broadcast on Univision on June 2nd. (82 points, 22 comments)
    9. This is a good account of how chavismo cancelled whatever was left of Venezuelan democracy. Do share with friends and foes. (79 points, 4 comments)
    10. The United States Revokes U.S. Entry of Maduro-Aligned Individuals and Family (77 points, 17 comments)
  7. 1782 points, 9 submissions: pianogirl282
    1. Las cosas como son (328 points, 41 comments)
    2. Vivir en Venezuela be like (256 points, 12 comments)
    3. La mayonesa no es un instrumento, Patricio, es un mes del año... (234 points, 19 comments)
    4. Recordemos los logros de Marx (224 points, 38 comments)
    5. Guía para explicar a extranjeros la situación país (179 points, 15 comments)
    6. Larga vida al rey (151 points, 30 comments)
    7. Quién lo diría... Diablos, señoritas! (149 points, 115 comments)
    8. Somos innovadores de la economía global (147 points, 33 comments)
    9. Lo único bueno que hice durante mis seis horas sin luz... (114 points, 17 comments)
  8. 1774 points, 1 submission: callado
    1. Want to know how why Venezuela has an interim president that is not Maduro? (1774 points, 375 comments)
  9. 1761 points, 11 submissions: Azureik
    1. This was worth of sharing. (293 points, 59 comments)
    2. Just dankargentina being dank. (270 points, 34 comments)
    3. "What can a Venezuelan know about true socialism?" (256 points, 53 comments)
    4. English History of Memezuela, Vol. 1: tHaT iS nOt TRue SOcIaLisM (185 points, 28 comments)
    5. "You won't get any pumpkin spice lattes under socialism, kiddo". (181 points, 43 comments)
    6. Quality Shitposting - Vol.4: "I'm the true president version". (149 points, 16 comments)
    7. Typical portrait of a Maduro supporter abroad. [Credits to: @Tavarcio] (109 points, 43 comments)
    8. Última Cena Izquierdista. Noten bien que la mesa no tiene comida, lol. (95 points, 24 comments)
    9. Nivel de creatividad: Protestante venezolano. (91 points, 2 comments)
    10. ¿El mundo se está volviendo socialista y estúpido, o es solo una tendencia que sucede en Reddit? (76 points, 113 comments)
  10. 1659 points, 12 submissions: C--A--R--A--C--A--S
    1. President Juan Guadó is the most popular president in the country's history, leading the fight against an authoritarian socialist regime. Popularity is above 80% (290 points, 89 comments)
    2. 24 hours without electricity, water. Local media reports about the nation-wide blackout are almost inexistent. Russian troops entered the country two days ago (263 points, 43 comments)
    3. You are not going to understand it, and I not going to explain it to you neither (248 points, 34 comments)
    4. First-world communists always end up being racists with a colonial worldview trying to impose to us their understanding of the crisis as they feel they know better than venezuelans themselves, as if we are unable to rationalize because we live in a third-world country where most people is black (227 points, 42 comments)
    5. People is dying from dehydration. Hospitals in my city is full of corpses of babies and their mothers after the blackout (168 points, 48 comments)
    6. Death squads murdered two indigenous, warao, sisters, one pregnant. The last week, the father of the women and the chieftain of the community were arrested after making the complaint. Today the indigenous people of the Delta Amacuro fear death squads will plant false evidence to justify the horror (80 points, 11 comments)
    7. Protestors in La Victoria, Aragua, carry their partner's corpse on their shoulders to take him to the morgue, after being kidnapped and killed by Maduro's death squads (72 points, 4 comments)
    8. Erick Altuve, 11, dies while waiting for a bone marrow transplant. He's the fourth children who has died this week waiting for a bone marrow transplant, while the regime refuses to accept humanitarian aid. The number of preventable deaths is growing as dozens of thousands of patients die every year (67 points, 4 comments)
    9. Yonder Villasmil, 15 years-old, murdered by Maduro's security forces during protests in Merida (64 points, 1 comment)
    10. A 17 year old girl named Jurubith Rausseo has died in hospital. She had been shot during a protest in Altamira earlier today (62 points, 11 comments)
  11. 1647 points, 12 submissions: _hhhh_
    1. (+77692) Rally against the dictatorship. Venezuela 12/02/19 (291 points, 40 comments)
    2. [/argentina] Que empiecen los memes (222 points, 4 comments)
    3. Meme de bajo esfuerzo (180 points, 17 comments)
    4. [/neoliberal] "But I know better than actual Venezuelans!" (167 points, 12 comments)
    5. wtf (158 points, 33 comments)
    6. "Build the (liberty) wall" (138 points, 26 comments)
    7. [Shitpost] Meanwhile in Venezuela (123 points, 4 comments)
    8. [/rage] Nicolas Maduro's soldiers use their vehicles to chase down a cargo truck carrying humanitarian aid before they shot and killed the driver in Santa Elena de Uairén, Venezuela (102 points, 8 comments)
    9. Russia Ready To Seize Control Of The World's Largest Oil Reserves- The Venezuelan government is readying to hand over control over state oil company PDVSA to Russia’s Rosneft, a local newspaper has reported, citing sources from the industry. (81 points, 19 comments)
    10. US Senator Calls for Grenada-like Invasion of Venezuela: “I would give Cuba the ultimatum to get out of Venezuela. If they don’t, I would let the Venezuelan military know, you’ve got to choose between democracy and Maduro. And if you choose Maduro and Cuba, we’re coming after you.” (67 points, 15 comments)
  12. 1568 points, 9 submissions: Esies
    1. Venezuela es el tercer género. (318 points, 28 comments)
    2. No aplica para venezolanos en España (240 points, 87 comments)
    3. Venezuela is like it is because of SaNCtiOns (220 points, 30 comments)
    4. "Ríe para no llorar" debería ser el lema debajo del escudo nacional. (167 points, 13 comments)
    5. What's happening in Venezuela?: Just the facts - Joanna Haussman (144 points, 35 comments)
    6. Oil Mexico (141 points, 33 comments)
    7. Comida Maracucha > Comida Americana (140 points, 24 comments)
    8. Tamaño de Venezuela comparada con Europa (136 points, 56 comments)
    9. Tomar Toddy tres veces al día te hace fuerte (62 points, 32 comments)
  13. 1518 points, 8 submissions: redrogooo
    1. If you have not lived the peo, shut your jeta. (411 points, 53 comments)
    2. yOu ArE eItHeR rIcH oR tHe CiA pAyS yOu (347 points, 65 comments)
    3. wtf (326 points, 13 comments)
    4. The only people who defend socialism are the ones who have never lived it. (196 points, 42 comments)
    5. d o c r a c k (71 points, 10 comments)
    6. Se les viene encima, cuerda e lambuceos (60 points, 0 comments)
    7. Chávez te habla, Nicolás (55 points, 12 comments)
    8. Mapa que muestra las zonas en las que el gobierno ha tumbado el internet las últimas horas https://netblocks.org/reports/venezuela-total-internet-blackouts-qr8VeYy5 (52 points, 14 comments)
  14. 1510 points, 8 submissions: Jedv19
    1. Novatos... (390 points, 34 comments)
    2. Hasta cuando viejo... hasta cuando!!! (265 points, 45 comments)
    3. OkOkOk (241 points, 34 comments)
    4. Misu Misu Misu... (207 points, 30 comments)
    5. Por lo menos ganamos en algo... (178 points, 25 comments)
    6. Donde he escuchado eso antes? (96 points, 91 comments)
    7. El Ministerio de Salud “prestó” 1 millón 600 mil dólares para comprar un apartamento al hijo de la exministra Sad (71 points, 19 comments)
    8. Doble moral nivel... (62 points, 9 comments)
  15. 1467 points, 10 submissions: ibaRRaVzLa
    1. Lo que le falta comprender a los gringos (297 points, 79 comments)
    2. me🇻🇪irl (274 points, 11 comments)
    3. The First-World Commie Starter Pack (199 points, 207 comments)
    4. El verdadero objetivo del video de Maduro (168 points, 35 comments)
    5. Reddit es el sitio más hipócrita del planeta (130 points, 78 comments)
    6. MFW I just got here three weeks ago (105 points, 17 comments)
    7. "Primer Choque en Caracas", la hoy curiosa noticia de El Universal publicada en 1913 (79 points, 35 comments)
    8. Estados Unidos 0 - [1] Venezuela (Salomón Rondón) (78 points, 11 comments)
    9. Lo que queda dela moto de la GNB Chavista, frente al CCCT. 10:57 am (73 points, 5 comments)
    10. Estados Unidos 0 - [3] Venezuela (Salomón Rondón) (64 points, 12 comments)
  16. 1422 points, 15 submissions: bhq_T5
    1. We're winning this battle, bois (198 points, 10 comments)
    2. Japón reconoció a Guaidó como presidente encargado (187 points, 77 comments)
    3. Los mejores médicos del mundo (125 points, 84 comments)
    4. Habla Senador Marco Rubio: Maduro has no authority to expel U.S. diplomats or end diplomatic relations. The legitimate President @jguaido has asked U.S. diplomats to stay in #Venezuela. Our diplomats leaving would be tacit acceptance of Maduro legitimacy. Under no circumstances should we leave. (120 points, 25 comments)
    5. Presidente Guaidó manda a Uruguay y a México a que se vayan a lavar ese culo... Sort of (90 points, 64 comments)
    6. Los containers en la frontera son nuestro Muro de Berlín. Tenemos una oportunidad de oro para demostrarle al mundo lo que queremos. (86 points, 16 comments)
    7. SEBIN allanó sus casas y detuvo a SERGIO VERGARA y ROBERTO MARRERO. Este último es Jefe de Despacho del Presidente Guaidó. Marrero, al ser arrestado, afirmó que le sombraron dos fusiles y una granada. (84 points, 52 comments)
    8. ÚLTIMA HORA Hugo “El Pollo” Carvajal llama a la FANB a permitir ingreso de ayuda humanitaria y reconoce a Guaidó como Presidente (84 points, 52 comments)
    9. Imágen exclusiva de las delegaciones reunidas en Barbados (77 points, 23 comments)
    10. Detenido primer Vicepresidente de la Asamblea Nacional. Ahora sí, se prendió esta mierda. Esperemos ansiosos la declaración del Grupo de Lima dentro de 2 semanas reachazando profunda, fuerte y extra categoricamente este nuevo atropello de la Dictadura. (75 points, 16 comments)
  17. 1407 points, 10 submissions: vth2
    1. dankmemes crosspost (213 points, 22 comments)
    2. Todo es culpa del capitalismo (210 points, 45 comments)
    3. capitalism bad (209 points, 12 comments)
    4. Cuba bad (182 points, 5 comments)
    5. dankmemes crosspost: Post Oil Market Crash (148 points, 10 comments)
    6. Creo que nadie más ha hecho esto (128 points, 4 comments)
    7. Basado en hechos reales (100 points, 32 comments)
    8. San Cristóbal Cabildo Abierto 17 de Enero 2019 (80 points, 15 comments)
    9. GTA VENEZUELA: ¿Cuáles son tus experiencias en venezuela que parecen una partida de GTA San Andreas? (72 points, 31 comments)
    10. title (65 points, 4 comments)
  18. 1374 points, 11 submissions: In_der_Tat
    1. Some politicians and folks on the left in US, Europe and Latam wonder if what is happening in Venezuela is a coup against de facto President Nicolas Maduro. Let’s use an analogy that might help. (305 points, 54 comments)
    2. (London) Hands off Venezuela! Long live Maduro... (262 points, 33 comments)
    3. El presidente de la Asamblea Nacional Juan Guaidó exhorta al pueblo de Venezuela a participar a la gran concentración del próximo 23 de enero (142 points, 84 comments)
    4. Venezuelan migrants in Chile struggle to understand what the protesters there are complaining about (112 points, 321 comments)
    5. Trump Is Wrong on Everything Except Venezuela, Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Says (107 points, 12 comments)
    6. Gunmen in helicopter open fire at protesters in Venezuela (103 points, 43 comments)
    7. Diez falacias de la izquierda reaccionaria frente a Venezuela (81 points, 19 comments)
    8. Venezuela presidency recognition map - Bloomberg (68 points, 41 comments)
    9. GOT bananero - Edoilustrado (66 points, 16 comments)
    10. Guaidó, Not Maduro, Is the De Jure President of Venezuela (64 points, 24 comments)
  19. 1221 points, 5 submissions: Lvl100Magikarp
    1. Non-venezuelans on Twitter, STOP using posts about Venezuela to SHOEHORN your anti-trump, anti-usa, pro-socialist, anti-interventionist agenda. This is NOT about you! Do not speak on OUR behalf! (753 points, 265 comments)
    2. My hope levels for this country over the years (234 points, 43 comments)
    3. Caliweba is beginning to spread (98 points, 18 comments)
    4. Rise up crab people (78 points, 24 comments)
    5. Los ciudadanos comunes de Rusia, China y Turkia NO apoyan a Maduro. (58 points, 22 comments)
  20. 1214 points, 9 submissions: MaoGo
    1. Starbucks socialism (356 points, 28 comments)
    2. The international community on Venezuela (174 points, 47 comments)
    3. The fear of ending up like Cuba, Venezuela or Nicaragua is what is pushing Bolivians to fight. (146 points, 36 comments)
    4. xD (118 points, 2 comments)
    5. Alguien que añada venezuelanalysis a la foto (110 points, 5 comments)
    6. Y luego dicen que no tenemos tanta influencia italiana (90 points, 95 comments)
    7. Washington Post Time for the left to join Michelle Bachelet in condemning Venezuela’s abuses (87 points, 24 comments)
    8. Trump, el nuevo presidente de Venezuela (75 points, 34 comments)
    9. Not only Venezuela: Cuba reintroduces the dollar (58 points, 5 comments)

Top Commenters

  1. knvngy (1952 points, 406 comments)
  2. KnoT666 (1753 points, 335 comments)
  3. drchlt (1730 points, 167 comments)
  4. Veroneko (1708 points, 280 comments)
  5. blaughlin (1696 points, 237 comments)
  6. DulceEtDecorumEst (1667 points, 206 comments)
  7. Quo210 (1543 points, 226 comments)
  8. AlexxLopaztico02 (1495 points, 170 comments)
  9. TryHardFapHarder (1474 points, 184 comments)
  10. jesuskater (1462 points, 303 comments)
  11. Azureik (1381 points, 197 comments)
  12. ibaRRaVzLa (1340 points, 133 comments)
  13. pachecogeorge (1283 points, 238 comments)
  14. isaacbonyuet (1077 points, 247 comments)
  15. mkeuv (1066 points, 237 comments)
  16. On_The_Warpath (1026 points, 235 comments)
  17. Reeye789 (1009 points, 132 comments)
  18. Rostacmac (1000 points, 141 comments)
  19. Otro-Pajuo-Mas (959 points, 63 comments)
  20. depredator56 (893 points, 111 comments)
  21. Clemenx00 (885 points, 84 comments)
  22. Ale_city (873 points, 158 comments)
  23. axl456 (779 points, 157 comments)
  24. AllGamer (767 points, 102 comments)
  25. eddypc07 (764 points, 147 comments)
  26. vlashkgbr (742 points, 146 comments)
  27. wheresmyink (738 points, 169 comments)
  28. lord31173 (697 points, 129 comments)
  29. padape (692 points, 71 comments)
  30. paulonboard (683 points, 93 comments)
  31. 50u1dr4g0n (657 points, 113 comments)
  32. vene1 (657 points, 91 comments)
  33. DepressedWitch21 (655 points, 150 comments)
  34. mundotaku (651 points, 88 comments)
  35. Rodrigoecb (632 points, 206 comments)
  36. trip16661 (630 points, 93 comments)
  37. fernst (630 points, 67 comments)
  38. JusticeOwl (627 points, 77 comments)
  39. Mitis-Cat (625 points, 178 comments)
  40. bighotcarrot (619 points, 142 comments)
  41. pozzowon (607 points, 98 comments)
  42. MaoGo (603 points, 110 comments)
  43. KIKY0 (602 points, 88 comments)
  44. mlucenap (599 points, 122 comments)
  45. Alion1080 (595 points, 120 comments)
  46. FSAE47 (594 points, 156 comments)
  47. mz3 (587 points, 68 comments)
  48. endospores (586 points, 102 comments)
  49. necromax13 (560 points, 90 comments)
  50. dave3218 (558 points, 120 comments)

Top Submissions

  1. Want to know how why Venezuela has an interim president that is not Maduro? by callado (1774 points, 375 comments)
  2. Found on Tumblr by DreamDraconis42 (1114 points, 235 comments)
  3. Non-venezuelans on Twitter, STOP using posts about Venezuela to SHOEHORN your anti-trump, anti-usa, pro-socialist, anti-interventionist agenda. This is NOT about you! Do not speak on OUR behalf! by Lvl100Magikarp (753 points, 265 comments)
  4. Why would the US do this? by EnoughGunControl (657 points, 31 comments)
  5. Venezuela Dorifto!?!?!? by YangZD (609 points, 65 comments)
  6. Maduro triggered by pedroaro (581 points, 23 comments)
  7. Ironic... by On_The_Warpath (552 points, 48 comments)
  8. Cinco grados de separación by Norik_ (551 points, 20 comments)
  9. Maldito Chávez y su combo. by alvesrivas (488 points, 145 comments)
  10. Venezuela: 10 años Challenge by neptuniana2929 (481 points, 29 comments)

Top Comments

  1. 272 points: alejandrojsn's comment in Want to know how why Venezuela has an interim president that is not Maduro?
  2. 230 points: deleted's comment in Want to know how why Venezuela has an interim president that is not Maduro?
  3. 156 points: Frank_Lam's comment in Non-venezuelans on Twitter, STOP using posts about Venezuela to SHOEHORN your anti-trump, anti-usa, pro-socialist, anti-interventionist agenda. This is NOT about you! Do not speak on OUR behalf!
  4. 155 points: Gr33n_Death's comment in Want to know how why Venezuela has an interim president that is not Maduro?
  5. 143 points: mlucenap's comment in Video. Maduro’s peroration on the glories of socialism interrupted twice by power outages.
  6. 125 points: badbunnybebebebebebe's comment in Mi vecina es senda rata
  7. 119 points: necromax13's comment in Want to know how why Venezuela has an interim president that is not Maduro?
  8. 116 points: Masterkid1230's comment in Se viene
  9. 115 points: Otro-Pajuo-Mas's comment in JUAN GUAIDÓ SE JURAMENTÓ
  10. 115 points: betoelectrico's comment in Want to know how why Venezuela has an interim president that is not Maduro?
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2020.01.01 09:59 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: vzla top posts from 2019-01-01 to 2019-12-28 00:25 PDT

Period: 360.83 days
Submissions Comments
Total 1000 34006
Rate (per day) 2.77 93.45
Unique Redditors 455 4097
Combined Score 127181 161883

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 3119 points, 24 submissions: AlexxLopaztico02
    1. Guacamayas (369 points, 38 comments)
    2. Tanqueta atropellando a manifestantes, a lo Tiananmen Square. (NSFW/L) (302 points, 128 comments)
    3. Maduro metió preso al diseñador gráfico de la ONG de DDHH #Provea por esta caratula de álbum que iban a sacar. Lo metieron preso por "material subversivo". No dejemos pasar esto por alto. (234 points, 25 comments)
    4. Un grupo de aficionados japoneses está haciendo ilustraciones de como serían los samuráis de cada país para las olimpiadas 2020 - este es Venezuela! (229 points, 88 comments)
    5. In light of recent events (212 points, 12 comments)
    6. Recuerda: inhalar, exhalar. (186 points, 70 comments)
    7. No meen fuera del perol, muchachos. (168 points, 46 comments)
    8. Se cumplió mi predicción, ya me pongo el flair de vidente. (167 points, 38 comments)
    9. Éste post que encontré en /Colombia (144 points, 12 comments)
    10. Top 10 anime comebacks (108 points, 3 comments)
  2. 3080 points, 22 submissions: On_The_Warpath
    1. Ironic... (552 points, 48 comments)
    2. Kind letter to all the socialists out there who back Maduro (396 points, 185 comments)
    3. Communism intensifies (205 points, 10 comments)
    4. Venezuelans who have just emigrated to Buenos Aires (167 points, 16 comments)
    5. When there's a power outage after a normal day with electricity (167 points, 3 comments)
    6. Estoy reuniendo un equipo... Para una emisión monetaria (158 points, 13 comments)
    7. The National Guard deserting Maduro be like (143 points, 3 comments)
    8. Bodegones en Black Friday (139 points, 6 comments)
    9. Todas las opciones están sobre la mesa (132 points, 62 comments)
    10. El paralelo se está transformando en el Politigato (122 points, 18 comments)
  3. 2699 points, 20 submissions: isaacbonyuet
    1. Guacamaya (291 points, 22 comments)
    2. you'll need to sit down for this... (245 points, 52 comments)
    3. Presidente de Venezuela, Juan Gerardo Guaidó Márquez (244 points, 34 comments)
    4. No, U.S. Sanctions Are Not Killing Venezuela. Maduro Is (242 points, 56 comments)
    5. Bernie Sanders needs to calm down (240 points, 52 comments)
    6. next phase (207 points, 27 comments)
    7. Los Roques (162 points, 26 comments)
    8. Experience Real Socialism (142 points, 18 comments)
    9. A demonstrator is struck by a Venezuelan national guard vehicle on a street in Caracas. Photo by Ueslei Marcelino, part of The Guardian agency photographer of the year – 2019 shortlist (120 points, 39 comments)
    10. Luis Carlos Díaz (periodismodepaz) declarándole a Michelle Bachelet, alta comisionada de derechos humanos de la ONU, junto a otras víctimas de graves violaciones de DDHH en Venezuela (100 points, 23 comments)
  4. 2178 points, 13 submissions: pozzowon
    1. A wild ejército bolivariano appears (288 points, 34 comments)
    2. Hablando de Adobe (274 points, 24 comments)
    3. Gente cuyos planes fracasan siempre (272 points, 47 comments)
    4. Hasta donde hemos llegado..... Pornhub (212 points, 27 comments)
    5. Una más (182 points, 21 comments)
    6. Cortesía de Michelle Bachelet (169 points, 8 comments)
    7. I simple man. I see Venezuela I upvote (148 points, 24 comments)
    8. Memes en historymemes (132 points, 2 comments)
    9. Cosas que vemos en el imperio (126 points, 8 comments)
    10. We live in a world (112 points, 9 comments)
  5. 2096 points, 21 submissions: geeeorge15
    1. “Seguid el ejemplo que Caracas dió” (229 points, 34 comments)
    2. Marco Rubio: After several conversations in the last few days I am optimistic that the @Europarl_EN will pass a resolution tomorrow recognizing @jguaido as the legitimate President of #Venezuela. This will be an enormous step forward in bringing the Maduro crime family to its overdue end. (142 points, 23 comments)
    3. Av. Principal Las Mercedes por Román Camacho. (132 points, 12 comments)
    4. General reconoce a @jguaido como presidente y llama a desconocer a Maduro Se trata del General de División Francisco Esteban Yánez Rodríguez (7.101.984) Presidente de la Junta Permanente de Evaluación de la Comandancia General de la Aviación Militar Bolivariana. (126 points, 42 comments)
    5. Mano mande teléfono (123 points, 12 comments)
    6. #ÚLTIMAHORA EEUU anuncia sanciones contra la petrolera estatal de Venezuela PDVSA #AFP (115 points, 140 comments)
    7. AFP: #BREAKING Maduro shuts Venezuela's border with Brazil (115 points, 53 comments)
    8. Manifestantes derribaron estatua de Hugo Chávez durante protestas la noche del lunes por el presunto fraude en Bolivia (110 points, 42 comments)
    9. 10:00pm Bolívar En #SanFélix reportan incendio de la estatua de Hugo Chávez en la avenida Dalla Costa #22Ene Foto: Reporte Guayana (105 points, 23 comments)
    10. Toma aérea de la marcha del 23E. (88 points, 10 comments)
  6. 1802 points, 18 submissions: Fiftyshadesofbruh
    1. Dear pacifists, I regret to inform you that if you pretend to avoid a bloodbath, you have arrived years late to the situation. Under Maduro’s regime, more than 330,000 Venezuelans have been killed by gangs. About 100 Venezuelans starve to death every day. (223 points, 68 comments)
    2. The #HandsOffVenezuela / Venezuelasplaining Starter Pack (190 points, 69 comments)
    3. Deport Maria Gabriela Chavez, and send her back to Venezuela. Petition the White House (173 points, 25 comments)
    4. This Venezuelan man was rescued 30 miles offshore Trinidad, fighting for his life. He was in the water for 19 hours. His boat sunk the night before with 20 other people on board, so far no other survivors found. They were heading to Trinidad from Margarita to buy food (132 points, 17 comments)
    5. Complete interview of Jorge Ramos to Nicolás Maduro, subtitled in English (121 points, 27 comments)
    6. "They revived him.. and I just heard him say, 'my God, mom, please' and I never heard him again." Wendy Gonzalez describes the last words from her 8-year-old son. He died awaiting a bone marrow transplant at Caracas children's hospital. (117 points, 49 comments)
    7. En el 2003 los chavistas apoyaron el control de cambios. No porque sabían de economía, pero porque eran chavistas. Ahora, el mismo gobierno elimina parcialmente esos controles y los chavistas apoyan la medida. No porque hayan aprendido de economía, pero porque son chavistas (116 points, 11 comments)
    8. Small clip from the Jorge Ramos interview with Maduro in February that Maduro’s government tried to confiscate, subtitles in English provided. Jorge Ramos was detained and deported after this interview. The full interview will be broadcast on Univision on June 2nd. (82 points, 22 comments)
    9. This is a good account of how chavismo cancelled whatever was left of Venezuelan democracy. Do share with friends and foes. (79 points, 4 comments)
    10. The United States Revokes U.S. Entry of Maduro-Aligned Individuals and Family (77 points, 17 comments)
  7. 1782 points, 9 submissions: pianogirl282
    1. Las cosas como son (328 points, 41 comments)
    2. Vivir en Venezuela be like (256 points, 12 comments)
    3. La mayonesa no es un instrumento, Patricio, es un mes del año... (234 points, 19 comments)
    4. Recordemos los logros de Marx (224 points, 38 comments)
    5. Guía para explicar a extranjeros la situación país (179 points, 15 comments)
    6. Larga vida al rey (151 points, 30 comments)
    7. Quién lo diría... Diablos, señoritas! (149 points, 115 comments)
    8. Somos innovadores de la economía global (147 points, 33 comments)
    9. Lo único bueno que hice durante mis seis horas sin luz... (114 points, 17 comments)
  8. 1774 points, 1 submission: callado
    1. Want to know how why Venezuela has an interim president that is not Maduro? (1774 points, 375 comments)
  9. 1761 points, 11 submissions: Azureik
    1. This was worth of sharing. (293 points, 59 comments)
    2. Just dankargentina being dank. (270 points, 34 comments)
    3. "What can a Venezuelan know about true socialism?" (256 points, 53 comments)
    4. English History of Memezuela, Vol. 1: tHaT iS nOt TRue SOcIaLisM (185 points, 28 comments)
    5. "You won't get any pumpkin spice lattes under socialism, kiddo". (181 points, 43 comments)
    6. Quality Shitposting - Vol.4: "I'm the true president version". (149 points, 16 comments)
    7. Typical portrait of a Maduro supporter abroad. [Credits to: @Tavarcio] (109 points, 43 comments)
    8. Última Cena Izquierdista. Noten bien que la mesa no tiene comida, lol. (95 points, 24 comments)
    9. Nivel de creatividad: Protestante venezolano. (91 points, 2 comments)
    10. ¿El mundo se está volviendo socialista y estúpido, o es solo una tendencia que sucede en Reddit? (76 points, 113 comments)
  10. 1659 points, 12 submissions: C--A--R--A--C--A--S
    1. President Juan Guadó is the most popular president in the country's history, leading the fight against an authoritarian socialist regime. Popularity is above 80% (290 points, 89 comments)
    2. 24 hours without electricity, water. Local media reports about the nation-wide blackout are almost inexistent. Russian troops entered the country two days ago (263 points, 43 comments)
    3. You are not going to understand it, and I not going to explain it to you neither (248 points, 34 comments)
    4. First-world communists always end up being racists with a colonial worldview trying to impose to us their understanding of the crisis as they feel they know better than venezuelans themselves, as if we are unable to rationalize because we live in a third-world country where most people is black (227 points, 42 comments)
    5. People is dying from dehydration. Hospitals in my city is full of corpses of babies and their mothers after the blackout (168 points, 48 comments)
    6. Death squads murdered two indigenous, warao, sisters, one pregnant. The last week, the father of the women and the chieftain of the community were arrested after making the complaint. Today the indigenous people of the Delta Amacuro fear death squads will plant false evidence to justify the horror (80 points, 11 comments)
    7. Protestors in La Victoria, Aragua, carry their partner's corpse on their shoulders to take him to the morgue, after being kidnapped and killed by Maduro's death squads (72 points, 4 comments)
    8. Erick Altuve, 11, dies while waiting for a bone marrow transplant. He's the fourth children who has died this week waiting for a bone marrow transplant, while the regime refuses to accept humanitarian aid. The number of preventable deaths is growing as dozens of thousands of patients die every year (67 points, 4 comments)
    9. Yonder Villasmil, 15 years-old, murdered by Maduro's security forces during protests in Merida (64 points, 1 comment)
    10. A 17 year old girl named Jurubith Rausseo has died in hospital. She had been shot during a protest in Altamira earlier today (62 points, 11 comments)
  11. 1647 points, 12 submissions: _hhhh_
    1. (+77692) Rally against the dictatorship. Venezuela 12/02/19 (291 points, 40 comments)
    2. [/argentina] Que empiecen los memes (222 points, 4 comments)
    3. Meme de bajo esfuerzo (180 points, 17 comments)
    4. [/neoliberal] "But I know better than actual Venezuelans!" (167 points, 12 comments)
    5. wtf (158 points, 33 comments)
    6. "Build the (liberty) wall" (138 points, 26 comments)
    7. [Shitpost] Meanwhile in Venezuela (123 points, 4 comments)
    8. [/rage] Nicolas Maduro's soldiers use their vehicles to chase down a cargo truck carrying humanitarian aid before they shot and killed the driver in Santa Elena de Uairén, Venezuela (102 points, 8 comments)
    9. Russia Ready To Seize Control Of The World's Largest Oil Reserves- The Venezuelan government is readying to hand over control over state oil company PDVSA to Russia’s Rosneft, a local newspaper has reported, citing sources from the industry. (81 points, 19 comments)
    10. US Senator Calls for Grenada-like Invasion of Venezuela: “I would give Cuba the ultimatum to get out of Venezuela. If they don’t, I would let the Venezuelan military know, you’ve got to choose between democracy and Maduro. And if you choose Maduro and Cuba, we’re coming after you.” (67 points, 15 comments)
  12. 1568 points, 9 submissions: Esies
    1. Venezuela es el tercer género. (318 points, 28 comments)
    2. No aplica para venezolanos en España (240 points, 87 comments)
    3. Venezuela is like it is because of SaNCtiOns (220 points, 30 comments)
    4. "Ríe para no llorar" debería ser el lema debajo del escudo nacional. (167 points, 13 comments)
    5. What's happening in Venezuela?: Just the facts - Joanna Haussman (144 points, 35 comments)
    6. Oil Mexico (141 points, 33 comments)
    7. Comida Maracucha > Comida Americana (140 points, 24 comments)
    8. Tamaño de Venezuela comparada con Europa (136 points, 56 comments)
    9. Tomar Toddy tres veces al día te hace fuerte (62 points, 32 comments)
  13. 1518 points, 8 submissions: redrogooo
    1. If you have not lived the peo, shut your jeta. (411 points, 53 comments)
    2. yOu ArE eItHeR rIcH oR tHe CiA pAyS yOu (347 points, 65 comments)
    3. wtf (326 points, 13 comments)
    4. The only people who defend socialism are the ones who have never lived it. (196 points, 42 comments)
    5. d o c r a c k (71 points, 10 comments)
    6. Se les viene encima, cuerda e lambuceos (60 points, 0 comments)
    7. Chávez te habla, Nicolás (55 points, 12 comments)
    8. Mapa que muestra las zonas en las que el gobierno ha tumbado el internet las últimas horas https://netblocks.org/reports/venezuela-total-internet-blackouts-qr8VeYy5 (52 points, 14 comments)
  14. 1510 points, 8 submissions: Jedv19
    1. Novatos... (390 points, 34 comments)
    2. Hasta cuando viejo... hasta cuando!!! (265 points, 45 comments)
    3. OkOkOk (241 points, 34 comments)
    4. Misu Misu Misu... (207 points, 30 comments)
    5. Por lo menos ganamos en algo... (178 points, 25 comments)
    6. Donde he escuchado eso antes? (96 points, 91 comments)
    7. El Ministerio de Salud “prestó” 1 millón 600 mil dólares para comprar un apartamento al hijo de la exministra Sad (71 points, 19 comments)
    8. Doble moral nivel... (62 points, 9 comments)
  15. 1467 points, 10 submissions: ibaRRaVzLa
    1. Lo que le falta comprender a los gringos (297 points, 79 comments)
    2. me🇻🇪irl (274 points, 11 comments)
    3. The First-World Commie Starter Pack (199 points, 207 comments)
    4. El verdadero objetivo del video de Maduro (168 points, 35 comments)
    5. Reddit es el sitio más hipócrita del planeta (130 points, 78 comments)
    6. MFW I just got here three weeks ago (105 points, 17 comments)
    7. "Primer Choque en Caracas", la hoy curiosa noticia de El Universal publicada en 1913 (79 points, 35 comments)
    8. Estados Unidos 0 - [1] Venezuela (Salomón Rondón) (78 points, 11 comments)
    9. Lo que queda dela moto de la GNB Chavista, frente al CCCT. 10:57 am (73 points, 5 comments)
    10. Estados Unidos 0 - [3] Venezuela (Salomón Rondón) (64 points, 12 comments)
  16. 1422 points, 15 submissions: bhq_T5
    1. We're winning this battle, bois (198 points, 10 comments)
    2. Japón reconoció a Guaidó como presidente encargado (187 points, 77 comments)
    3. Los mejores médicos del mundo (125 points, 84 comments)
    4. Habla Senador Marco Rubio: Maduro has no authority to expel U.S. diplomats or end diplomatic relations. The legitimate President @jguaido has asked U.S. diplomats to stay in #Venezuela. Our diplomats leaving would be tacit acceptance of Maduro legitimacy. Under no circumstances should we leave. (120 points, 25 comments)
    5. Presidente Guaidó manda a Uruguay y a México a que se vayan a lavar ese culo... Sort of (90 points, 64 comments)
    6. Los containers en la frontera son nuestro Muro de Berlín. Tenemos una oportunidad de oro para demostrarle al mundo lo que queremos. (86 points, 16 comments)
    7. SEBIN allanó sus casas y detuvo a SERGIO VERGARA y ROBERTO MARRERO. Este último es Jefe de Despacho del Presidente Guaidó. Marrero, al ser arrestado, afirmó que le sombraron dos fusiles y una granada. (84 points, 52 comments)
    8. ÚLTIMA HORA Hugo “El Pollo” Carvajal llama a la FANB a permitir ingreso de ayuda humanitaria y reconoce a Guaidó como Presidente (84 points, 52 comments)
    9. Imágen exclusiva de las delegaciones reunidas en Barbados (77 points, 23 comments)
    10. Detenido primer Vicepresidente de la Asamblea Nacional. Ahora sí, se prendió esta mierda. Esperemos ansiosos la declaración del Grupo de Lima dentro de 2 semanas reachazando profunda, fuerte y extra categoricamente este nuevo atropello de la Dictadura. (75 points, 16 comments)
  17. 1407 points, 10 submissions: vth2
    1. dankmemes crosspost (213 points, 22 comments)
    2. Todo es culpa del capitalismo (210 points, 45 comments)
    3. capitalism bad (209 points, 12 comments)
    4. Cuba bad (182 points, 5 comments)
    5. dankmemes crosspost: Post Oil Market Crash (148 points, 10 comments)
    6. Creo que nadie más ha hecho esto (128 points, 4 comments)
    7. Basado en hechos reales (100 points, 32 comments)
    8. San Cristóbal Cabildo Abierto 17 de Enero 2019 (80 points, 15 comments)
    9. GTA VENEZUELA: ¿Cuáles son tus experiencias en venezuela que parecen una partida de GTA San Andreas? (72 points, 31 comments)
    10. title (65 points, 4 comments)
  18. 1374 points, 11 submissions: In_der_Tat
    1. Some politicians and folks on the left in US, Europe and Latam wonder if what is happening in Venezuela is a coup against de facto President Nicolas Maduro. Let’s use an analogy that might help. (305 points, 54 comments)
    2. (London) Hands off Venezuela! Long live Maduro... (262 points, 33 comments)
    3. El presidente de la Asamblea Nacional Juan Guaidó exhorta al pueblo de Venezuela a participar a la gran concentración del próximo 23 de enero (142 points, 84 comments)
    4. Venezuelan migrants in Chile struggle to understand what the protesters there are complaining about (112 points, 321 comments)
    5. Trump Is Wrong on Everything Except Venezuela, Former Mexican President Vicente Fox Says (107 points, 12 comments)
    6. Gunmen in helicopter open fire at protesters in Venezuela (103 points, 43 comments)
    7. Diez falacias de la izquierda reaccionaria frente a Venezuela (81 points, 19 comments)
    8. Venezuela presidency recognition map - Bloomberg (68 points, 41 comments)
    9. GOT bananero - Edoilustrado (66 points, 16 comments)
    10. Guaidó, Not Maduro, Is the De Jure President of Venezuela (64 points, 24 comments)
  19. 1221 points, 5 submissions: Lvl100Magikarp
    1. Non-venezuelans on Twitter, STOP using posts about Venezuela to SHOEHORN your anti-trump, anti-usa, pro-socialist, anti-interventionist agenda. This is NOT about you! Do not speak on OUR behalf! (753 points, 265 comments)
    2. My hope levels for this country over the years (234 points, 43 comments)
    3. Caliweba is beginning to spread (98 points, 18 comments)
    4. Rise up crab people (78 points, 24 comments)
    5. Los ciudadanos comunes de Rusia, China y Turkia NO apoyan a Maduro. (58 points, 22 comments)
  20. 1214 points, 9 submissions: MaoGo
    1. Starbucks socialism (356 points, 28 comments)
    2. The international community on Venezuela (174 points, 47 comments)
    3. The fear of ending up like Cuba, Venezuela or Nicaragua is what is pushing Bolivians to fight. (146 points, 36 comments)
    4. xD (118 points, 2 comments)
    5. Alguien que añada venezuelanalysis a la foto (110 points, 5 comments)
    6. Y luego dicen que no tenemos tanta influencia italiana (90 points, 95 comments)
    7. Washington Post Time for the left to join Michelle Bachelet in condemning Venezuela’s abuses (87 points, 24 comments)
    8. Trump, el nuevo presidente de Venezuela (75 points, 34 comments)
    9. Not only Venezuela: Cuba reintroduces the dollar (58 points, 5 comments)

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2019.12.29 22:22 nikolateslafanboy Mastering Swearing Skills in Turkish 101

Mastering Swearing Skills in Turkish 101
Speaking one language also requires a wide understanding of its corresponding cultural environment. Therefore, it is vital to estimate the real power of the phrases in a foreign language by a professional approach on evaluation of possible perceptions.
Strength of Turkish is its grammar structure, which will give speakers the possibility of shaping very long but still easy to understand content.
In this course, you will not just learn some Turkish phrases, but also you will have the full control on professionally determining the intensity of your verbal communication.
Have fun!
Lighter Stuff:
I’m pretty sure that these are not the reason to start learning Turkish, but still, in order to cover everything, the list is given below:
öküz(literally: ox), sığır(literally: beef), manda(literally: buffalo), eşek(literally: donkey), hayvan(literally: animal)
Level of Slutiness:
kaşar Highlighted ones are more commonly used in modern language.
The range of slutness starts from kaşar, and orospu is the most offensive of all.
For "orospu"; intensify the effect by stressing on and lengthening the "r" as much as you can
Homosexuality:
ibne Any of these words are offensive even for real homosexuals. Meanings of all above are based on the main action of passive males.
Literal Meanings:
  • ibne: passive homosexual male
  • götveren: ass giving person
  • puşt: person who enjoys giving his ass
Being a Pimp:
Maybe it might sound somewhat cool in English, but in Turkish that is highly offensive.
  • The word is; pezevenk
Meaning is exactly the same as in English, but perception is totally different.
  • If someone is too brutal to be a human being, that person can be called as "ciğersiz pezevenk" (literal: pimp without a liver)
The “Dick”:
This is the point where all the creativity starts. According to your level of Turkish, you may end up creating unique and offensive stuff even by yourself because you can play with words like lego, and end up on adding many of them on the same phrase.
However, you, as the starter, should not worry, you will learn all the commonly used ones in this course. All examples from this chapter are leveled according to their impact from lowest() to higher levels()(**)…
Please remember that meanings of the examples are far more intense than their English translations.
There are two basic approach for the word “dick” as defined below;
  • 1) yarrak: noun
  • 2) sik: noun, also the root verb of the action of fucking (on most occasions used as verb)
These are some examples with “yarrak”;
  • yarrağımı ye(**): suck my dick
  • yarrağı yedin(**): you’re gonna suck dick (you are in trouble)
  • yarrak kafa(**): dick head
  • yarrak ağızlı(**): dick mouth
  • dalyarak(**): thin dick
Increased Creativity;
  • yarrağımın antifrizi(***): antifreeze of my dick
  • yarrağımın kurma kolu(***): winding arm of my dick
Examples of “sik”;
  • siktir(*): Fuck off, or expression of “Shit!”
  • hasiktir(*): Fuck off, or expression of “Shit!”
  • siktir git(**): Fuck off
  • seni sikerim(***): fuck you
  • sik Kafalı(**): dick head
  • siki tuttun(**): you held the dick (you are in trouble)
  • sikimde değil(*): I don’t care
  • ciğerini sikeyim(*): fuck your liver (means fuck your brutality)
  • yordamını sikeyim: fuck your method
  • dalağını sikerim(*): fuck your spleen
Please consider that many more examples with these words will be mentioned on next chapters.
Pejorative adjectives derived from "sik" as a noun;
  • sikko / sikindirik / sikimtırak / sikimtronik / sikim sokum / yarak kürek: a shit person, product or a place could be simply called with any of these words
  • sikimsonik: for specifying the fact that something or someone is overrated
Cunt/Pussy:
In this case there is only one Turkish word to express this part, that is: am
Sounds just like the commonly used gap filler of English speakers; “umm…” Therefore, in Turkey aware of the fact that you can never think while making a sound like this.
Note that in some cases the root verb “koy-” is used instead of “sik-”. Normally, the verb “koy-” literally means “to put”, and in most cases this verb is safe innocent to use anywhere. However, a complete meaning change in this verb appears when used with nouns like “am”
Examples;
  • amcık(**): cunt
  • amcık ağızlı(**): pussy mouth
  • amına koyayım(*): expression of “Shit!” on the internet you mat çöme across "amk" as an abbreviation
  • amına koyayım/Amına koyarım(***): fuck you in the pussy
  • amını sikeyim/Amını sikerim(***): fuck you in the pussy
  • amcık Hoşafı(**): stewed pussy
  • amını götünden sikerim(***): fuck your pussy from your ass
Ass:
There are basically two words for this;
kıç While kıç itself is a rude word, it is not rude enough to be used in any phrase.
Examples;
  • göt(**): can also be used alone
  • göt lalesi(**): entrance of ass (literally: ass tulip) (author’s choice)
  • götübozuk(**): loose ass
  • götünü sikeyim/götünü sikerim(***): fuck you in the ass
  • götüne koyayım/götüne koyarım(***): fuck you in the ass
  • götünden kan alırım(**): I’m gonna take blood from your ass
  • göte geldin(**): you are fucked
Defecation:
Like in other Languages, there are some Turkish phrases related to this action.
  • (senin) ağzına sıçayım / ağzına sıçarım: shit in your mouth ("-yım" for complaining about the person) ("-rım" for threatening the person, shaking one finger is a common body language for using this phrase)
  • sıçarım böyle işe: shit on this situation
  • sıçtık / sıçışlardayız: basically means "we're fucked"
  • sıçarım babanın şarap çanağına: shit on your father's wine bowl (there are some theories about the source of this phrase, but it's commonly used especially in cases of initiating a fight)
  • sıçarım gözlük camına dünyayı bombok görürsün: shit on your glasses so that you will see the world as a shit place
Family:
In Turkish culture, family is has a very high importance. All members are vital but some of them are more special
mother < sister < wife < grandma < ancestors < whole members
Translation;
ana/anne < bacı < ebe < avrat < ecdad/ced < sülale
According to very high value of mothers, they are the most common target.
  • ebe means also midwife
Examples;
  • ananı sikeyim, ananın amına koyayım, ananın götünü sikeyim
Remember the slutiness?
This is a very common and very offensive example; * orospu çocuğu: son of a whore
This “son” thing also has some other examples;
Son is indicated as; oğul, çocuk or evlat
  • Start with a light example; it oğlu it: dog son of the dog guy
  • eşekoğlueşek (read as; eşşoğleşşek) : donkey son of the donkey guy
  • amına koyduğumun çocuğu (“koyduğumun” read as “kodumun”): son of whom I fuck in pussy
And all family can involve now;
  • ananı avradını sikeyim: fuck your mother and wife
  • ananı bacını sikeyim: fuck your mother and sister
  • yedi ceddini siktiğimin oğlu: son of the person whom I fuck her seven dynasties
  • sülaleni sikeyim: fuck your whole family
  • ecdadını sikeyim/feriştahını sikeyim: fuck your ancestors
  • gelmişini geçmişini sikeyim: fuck your past and present
Increased Creativity (Expert Mode);
Once you learn all the words, you can start to make your own creations. A little bit of grammar is required for starters of this part. Consult your trainer for this part after you finish all the word listing covered by this guide.
Here are some examples;
  • ebesini siktiğimin göt lalesi: ass tulip whom I fuck his grandma
  • anasını avradını siktiğimin orospu çocuğu: son of the bitch whom I fuck his mother and grandma
  • ağzını yüzünü siktiğimin pezevengi: pimp whom I fuck his mouth and face
This excerpt is from a respected expert, may give an idea of how far things can reach;
>ulen ağzını yüzünü siktiğiminin pezevengi! senin ananın amına koyarım. eniştesini götünden siktiğimin orospu evladı. dalağını atardamarını mirkelanı siktiğimin piçi, ölmüşünü geçmişini siktiğimin ibnesi, ebesini siktiğimin evladı, amcık ağızlı pezevenk. yarrak hasan. amını damını siktiğimin jokeyi, kuponunu siktiğimin kumarbazı. senin oynayacağın altılının amına koyayım götoş! götünü siktiğimin iblisi. siktir ordan keranecinin çocuğu! kulağını siktiğimin sefili, burnuna verdiğimin dilencisi. sümüğünü siktiğimin orospu evladı. götünü bokunu siktiğimin teröristi, anarşist pezevenk seni. tipini siktiğimin lavuğu! götüne koduğumun militanı. amcık hoşafı seni. ulen... ben seni futbolcu yapanın amına koyayım. sol ayağını siktiğimin yavşağı. moloz! senin oynayacağın topun amına koyayım. sibobunu siktiğimin iti. senin verdiğin pası götünden sikeyim amcık ağızlı pezevenk! taktiğini siktiğimin puştu, yavurun dölü bizans soyu. köpoğlu köpek senii. amını eşek siktiğimin kristiriği, saçını siktiğimin denyosu, kılığını siktiğimin kıtıkiyözü, siktir ordan orospu çocuğu, kapat lan bilgisayarı amına koduğumun evladı! telefon para yazıyor puştun çocuğu. klavyesini mausunu siktiğimin piçi, götüne apandist soktuğumun çocuğu. senin ananın kartını sikerim. amcık ağızlı. babanın götüne ses kartı taktığımın evladı. kapat amına koduğumun çocuğu! kapat lan bilgisayarı! sie! amına kodumunun pezevengi. götüne kodumunun internet manyağı, sie!
Ulan/Lan/La:
This is the very common Turkish gap filler. “lan” goes very well with all the phrases exercised in this text. “lan” can simply show friendship and honesty as well. An average Turkish speaker uses this word at least 20 times per day. Only rule is not to use this for elder people, and there is less than zero usage in any formal situation.
As you may notice on title, there are three variations, most common is “lan”, but coolest one is “la”, which originated from Ankara accent.
New info about the origin; intrinsically the word means adolescent male homosexual partneprostitute, though nowadays in Anatolian Turkish it's used as a very formal appellative and an exclamation.
This word can be used in beginning or in the end.
Let’s have some examples;
  • la amına koyarım
  • götünü sikeyim la
  • la bi siktir git

If you study whole content in this guide very well, you can become a master of swearing in Turkish.
DISCLAIMER: Using any content in this article is definitely not recommended. Additionally, all cases of using the content of this material is fully on your own responsibility, because most examples are highly offensive, author will never take any liability of any of your false actions.
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2019.09.28 23:45 linkidpro 10 Forgotten Indonesian Traditional Games

10 Forgotten Indonesian Traditional Games

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As time goes by and increasingly sophisticated science and technology in all fields that really help humans become easier, so that technology can also make children's games easier. Many Indonesian Traditional Games are abandoned by Indonesian children. This is due to the emergence of many new games that are more sophisticated and modern. Indonesian children now prefer games, Playstation games or other modern games so that traditional Indonesian games such as Galah Salin, Serpent Snake or Umpet Plot are slowly but surely abandoned by Indonesian children.
Here are 10 Traditional Indonesian Games Forgotten by Indonesian Children.
  1. Salty Pole
Salted Galah or Galasin or Gobak Sodor is a kind of Indonesian Traditional Children Game. This game consists of two groups, each group consisting of 3-5 players. The point of the game is to block the opponent from passing the line to the line until the finish line back and forth.
This game is usually carried out in the Badminton field by referring to the existing lines or rectangular field with a size of 9 x 4 meters which is divided into 6 sections. This game is very exciting as well as very difficult because everyone must always be awake and run as fast as possible so as not to be touched by his opponent to win a victory.
  1. Shaking the can
Canned Jiggle, as the name implies, this Indonesian Traditional Children Game uses cans as a starting point for the game. The can was previously filled with several small stones or gravel. Then the open side of the can is closed again by folding or projecting so that the can will sound when shaken.
The game model is almost the same as the game of hide and seek. The guarantor who loses during the hompipah or judi online at the draw will be the cat or other fellow seekers hiding around the game area. At the beginning of the game the head of the rat is also chosen to be judged far enough between the other peers to throw the can as far as possible so that the colleague - his partner can hide. The cat is obliged to take the can that has been thrown and then put it in the center area of ​​the game circle which is usually made in the form of a circle with a diameter of about one fathom then the cat is allowed to look for the rats.
The slight difference in this game with hide and seek is that if each cat finds a mouse that is hiding then they (cats and mice) run over to grab the can and then shake it three times.
If the cat is successful this is a sign to his mouse mates that a mouse has been caught.
And if the mouse is able to touch the can, then this can will be thrown as far as possible to give it the chance to hide again.
  1. Sunda Manda (Engklek)
Manda Sunda or also called cricket, teklek, ingkling, sundamanda, jlong ​​jling, plates or dampu are Indonesian Traditional Children's Games especially in rural communities.
This game can be found in the regions of Sumatra, Java, Bali, Klimantan and Sulawesi, although each region has a different name but the form of this game remains the same. The Sundanese Manda game can be played by children up to 3-5 participants. In Java this game is called Engklek and is usually played by girls.
How to play
To be able to play, this game participant jumps using one foot in each of the plots that were previously drawn on the ground. To be able to play each participant with capital Gacuk which is usually in the form of broken pieces of house tiles which are also called Kreweng. In the game, the kreweng is placed in one of the plots drawn on the ground by throwing it. Plots that have gacuknya may not be stepped on or occupied by players. So the players must jump to the next plot with one foot around the existing plots.
Players who have completed one round beforehand are entitled to choose a plot to be their "rice field" which means Poker88 that in the plot the relevant player can step on the plot with both feet. While other players may not step on these plots during the game. The participant who has the most boxes is the one who will win this game.
  1. Gasing
Gasing is one of the forgotten Indonesian Traditional Children Games. This game is in the form of an object with a shaft in the middle. The way to play top is to play it on the floor with a shaft on the existing shaft. Needed a rope to help someone make spinning tops in the long run. The longer the spinning top, the possibility to win even more wide open.
  1. Hide and Seek
Plot Umpet is a hide and seek game that is played by two or more people. The hide-and-seek begins with determining who is guarding (the cat) by drawing which is to do a suit or hom pim pah. Furthermore, the cat will be tasked with finding friends who are hiding.
After it is determined who is the cat, the Cat will close its eyes facing the wall or tree that will be used as a bong or benchmark. When the cat closes its eyes, and starts counting according to the agreed time, the other children run and hide so as much as possible not to be found by the cat. After the count is complete, the cat will look for her friends who are hiding. After finding his friend, the cat will say his name and run towards Bong before the child. Apabuila the cat lost quickly to Bong then the game was won by other children and the game was restarted again .. Likewise if there were other children who could touch Bong without being noticed by the Cat then the game was repeated and the cat returned to guard Bong.
  1. The Citadel
Benteng is one of the Indonesian Traditional Games which is played in groups of 4 - 8 people, each group has a headquarters that must remain guarded. The aim of this game is to master the opponent's headquarters which can be in the form of poles, monuments, trees or other places that have been agreed upon.
To win the game, who can touch the castle first or capture all enemies then the group is declared the winner.
Each member can try to approach the opponent's castle to touch the fort. But there are rules that make this game even more interesting. Who is the last to touch the castle before coming out to approach the enemy has more power to capture the enemy. Then the strategy and cooperation are needed so that his fortress friends are not captured.
  1. Marbles
Traditional Indonesian Games Marbles have many variations, including pots, A-H and others. This game requires agility in aiming for other marbles. To play with pots draw a circle on the ground. Then place a number of marbles placed. From a certain distance as a start, the children are eyeing the contents of the pot with marbles that are made "gacoan". When gaco hits a marble inside a circle and a part of the marble comes out of the circle, then the marble can be taken.
  1. Stilts
Engrang is a stick made of wood or bamboo that is used for walking. This stick is given a ladder at a certain distance from the bottom end of the stick for a place to stand. Engrang games are usually performed when the Republic of Indonesia Independence Day is celebrated.
  1. Catfish Bench
Traditional Indonesian Games Patok Lele is commonly played by people in rural areas. which can be done by children, adolescents to adults. This game is also commonly done by men and women. This game is usually played on the ground because in this game you need enough free space to throw and hit pieces of catfish stakes in the future.
To be able to play this game it takes wood as a catfish peg child that is a small piece of wood with a size of about 10 centimeters with a diameter of less than 3 centimeters and a Catfish Stick with a length of about 40 centimeters with a diameter of 3 centimeters.
In addition to the two equipment we also need an oval-shaped hole in the arena where the play is usually made by digging the ground a few centimeters. The size of the hole is not too deep, only the size of a quarter or half of the length of the catfish child length. This hole serves to put a catfish peg child who will be beaten and bounced until bounced.
The way to play is as follows:
First a catfish peg child is placed in a ground hole with one end outside the hole. Then by using a catfish stick stick, place the catfish marker child at a blow until it bounces vertically. Then the catfish boy who bounced was hit with all his strength going forward.
See where the baby peg has fallen, measure the distance between the hole and the catfish marker using the catfish stick. The amount is the value of points obtained by the player who did the beating. The player or group that collects the most points is the winner.
  1. Dragon Snake
Dragon Snake Game is usually done in the afternoon by children in a fairly large place. Two people will act as gatekeepers by facing each other and holding their hands together. Children who are also going to line up sequentially from poker online the tall to the short one who act as long snakes. The child who is behind his friend is holding on to his friend's waist in front of him. The dragon snake then walks in the direction of the front child and breaks through the gate while singing a song.
Dragon snake is absurdly long
Always walk around here
Delicious bait, that's what you are looking for
Now he is retarded
And one day the gate will close and ensnare one child. The two children who act as gates will argue to influence the children who are ensnared to choose one of them and stand behind them. And so on until all children can be entangled.
The Traditional Snake Dragon Game is very good for developing the child's emotional intelligence. Dragon Snake can also be a means to train children to work together through interactions that occur. In addition, children will understand more about how to respect others. feel defeat and victory.
Now that's 10 Traditional Indonesian Games that may now have been forgotten by many Indonesian children due to the progress of the times and the emergence of new, more modern games.
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2019.09.07 12:00 IlFilastrocchiere The Blackest Pill - Guida per uscire dall'incelismo attraverso il pensiero di tre grandi pensatori di Litigi

Sinossi. Nei giorni passati s'è fatto un gran parlare di black pill e di incel. Contrariamente alla red pill, la black pill non prevede facili vie di uscita, il che porta allo sconforto in chi lo assume, vedi [1] e [2].
La ragione per cui questo avviene è che son necessarie spiccate doti intellettuali e sociali per poter trovare vie di uscita, e chiaramente questo non è alla portata di tutti. Mi sono quindi permesso di elaborare e studiare il pensiero di tre grandi pensatori di italy e litigi, in modo da poter migliorare la vita a chi è affetto dalla condizione di incel. Questa guida consiste di tre metodi, differenti nel percorso, ma assolutamente equivalenti nell'outcome finale. L'assunzione di questi metodi porta all'assunzione della blackest pill con la possibilità di uscire dalla condizione di incel una volta per tutte.

Il Metodo Spiego

Il primo metodo è basato su quello che colloquialmente è sovente descritto in letteratura come puttantour, tale metodo consiste in fatti nella frequentazione di donne chiamate escort, le quali intratterranno con il nostro giovane incel dei rapporti di natura carnale.
Vantaggi:
Svantaggi:

Il Metodo O. (il pensatore preferisce non essere menzionato)

Quello che segue è forse il metodo più blackpillato esistente, se ne sconsiglia la lettura a un pubblico sensibile o a u/AlkoholFries.
Cito una problematica sotto forma di dialogo [3]:
Socrate: Le mignottenni da cosa sono attratte invece? A 17 anni è un po'imposibile avere soldi/posizione sociale
Cefalo: Infatti sono attratte dai ragazzi di qualche anno più grandi, che relativamente parlando hanno una posizione sociale migliore (tipo hanno lo scooter o la macchina).
Socrate: Ti credo ma il pensiero di dover creare status sociale per avere qualcosa che una donna può avere senza sforzo mi fa comunque deprimere
Dopo la lettura di questo dialogo mi è sovvenuto che un arguto pensatore su italy già anni fa aveva risolto questo problema, in tempi in cui ancora la parola incel era dispersa nei meandri della rete.
Ordunque il metodo consiste nel rispettare in modo pedissequo le leggi in maniera tale da sfruttarle pienamente; le leggi in Italia prevedono che l'età del consenso sia di 14 anni. Il giovane quindi, nel momento in cui si vede negata una possibilità di copulazione con le proprie coetanee, può optare per l'ipergamia a sua volta, sfruttando il suo status avanzato per far colpo su ragazzine del liceo.
Vantaggi:
Svantaggi:

Il Metodo Panic

Questo metodo può essere riassunto parafrasando un celebre aforisma: quando la fatica ti rende pazzo, molla la figa e attaccati al cazzo. Si parla in questo caso anche di rainbow pill.
Il metodo consiste nel lasciare momentaneamente ogni speranza di intraprendere delle relazioni con donne.
Vantaggi:
Svantaggi:

Conclusioni

Questi metodi sono funzionanti al 100% e una volta letto questo post si passa istantaneamente dalla condizione di incel alla condizione di volcel, in quanto siete a conoscenza dei metodi per non essere più celibi ma scegliete di non applicarli. Per divulgare la conoscenza potrei fare una guida su Wikihow, se qualcuno mi manda una guida su Wikihow che spiega come fare una guida su Wikihow gliene sarei grato.

Bibliografia

[1]: https://www.reddit.com/italy/comments/d01qti/sto_diventando_nazista/ez5c2mz/
[2]: https://www.reddit.com/italy/comments/d01qti/sto_diventando_nazista/ez58zg4/
[3]: https://www.reddit.com/litigi/comments/d06sru/ubhrihskwobhloukstroy_no_non_%C3%A8_che_stai/ez9a9tz/
[4]: https://www.reddit.com/litigi/comments/d06sru/ubhrihskwobhloukstroy_no_non_%C3%A8_che_stai/ez8ueex/

Update: Un anonimo mi ha dato goldato il post, grazie mille!
Update2: Un secondo utente mi ha dato il gold, questo non è anonimo (ma non rivelerò il nome senza consenso perché non sono una merda), e visto come l'ho insultato altre volte non me lo sarei mai aspettato. Grazie anche a te altro utente!
Grazie in generale per l'apprezzamento dello shitpost!
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I am a twenty year old girl hoping to find a partner with whom I can practice Brazilian Portuguese and become friends :) I dedicate a lot of time learning about the music and culture of brasil, and I would be overjoyed to try and speak my Portuguese with you.
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2019.05.20 23:39 MagnusTonitrum Godzilla: Defender of Gaia Timeline

Under no circumstances is this information supposed to be revealed to the public, for it would cause a great panic and it could lead to the extinction of the Kaiju. Anyone who reveals this to the public will be hunted down by us. Kaiju ruled this world far before man did and we want the Kaiju to live in a world where they can live in peace with us. Redacted 12/23/2082 by Monarch.
The Beginning of Time: Kaiser Ghidorah, Desghidorah, Mothra and Battra are born. They battle and in the wake of their War they create planets and stars. Desghidorah is trapped in a black hole and Kaiser Ghidorah is sealed within a moon.
500 million years ago: The Atomic Age was at its greatest point. The Shinomura and Gojirasaurus legendaris ruled Earth at this time. Gojirasaurus clans also formed at this time.
65 million years ago: King Ghidorah is born. He arrives at Earth and wipes out the Dinosaurs. He is eventually trapped in a cocoon on Mars by Mothra and Battra after a long and hard fought battle that destroyed civilization on Venus.
50 million years ago: The last Gojirasaurus clans go into hibernation due to a fall in radiation levels. The surviving Gojirasaurus legendaris also go into hibernation.
200,000 years ago: Skull Island is formed. Animals isolated there grow larger and stronger than their brethren on the mainland. The first Kong are born and are worshipped by the Iwi people as Gods.
850 BCE: Scrolls showing a massive serpent are written. It is known by the name Jörmungandr, but the JSDF now knows it as a Kaiju, while Monarch names it Titanus Serpentis. It is not known what happens to it after the Vikings disappear.
1155: A massive black dragon with blue fire for blood is recorded in an ancient Japanese text. Possible sighting of Godzilla? Or something different?
1952: A Kaiju known as the Rhedosaurus attacks New York City and causes major destruction. He is trapped and immolated at an amusement park after it was set ablaze. All news coverage was destroyed and no people in the modern day are left alive that have witnessed the event first hand.
1954: A ship off the coast of Japan awakens an ancient Kaiju. The ship is destroyed by the Kaiju and it advances towards Japan. The Kaiju is named ‘Godzilla’ by the people of Odo Island, named after a dragon from their folklore. Godzilla destroys most of Osaka and leaves Tokyo a smoldering crater, but is thankfully stopped by the Oxygen Destroyer. The world now knows that Monsters exist.
1956: A second Godzilla emerges and does battle with another Kaiju, Anguirus. They destroy the rest of Osaka, and Anguirus receives a scar over his right eye. Forever changed by his battle with Godzilla, he bows down to Godzilla as his King. The King of Monsters has began his Kingdom.
1960: Godzilla, with the help of Anguirus awaken Mothra and Rodan. They join forces as King Ghidorah finally rises from his slumber. After a long and hard fought battle, King Ghidorah is defeated and is seemingly killed by Earth’s Defenders.
1970: Gigan and Megalon are sent by the Cryog Aliens to kill Godzilla, as they see him as the biggest threat to their plans of invading Earth. They are intercepted and defeated by Jet Jaguar and King Caesar and they flee back to the Cryog homeworld.
1972: The JSDF manage to move Godzilla, Anguirus, Rodan, Mothra, Varan, Manda, Kumonga, Gorosaurus and Baragon to the Monster Islands, an archipelago in the South Pacific, 50 miles west of Skull Island.
1973: Sanda and Gaira are awakened and do battle. The brother’s fight caused the deaths of around 2-3 million people. They were eventually neutralized by gems that were attached to gauntlets, ceasing the brother’s rampage. The JSDF transport them to an island off the coast of Japan to live their lives in peace.
1983: A Gojirasaurus egg is found deep inside a cave on Odo Island along with the corpse of a female Gojirasaurus, presumably the mother of the egg. It is successfully extracted by the JSDF and is taken to the Monster Islands where it can safely hatch. The egg hatches and the cub produced is named Godzilla Junior, he is then swiftly adopted by Godzilla as his son.
1984: Godzilla Junior, now 30 meters tall, protects a cruise ship holding 50,000 people from Ganimes, a crustacean Kaiju. Junior guides the boat to safety and kills Ganimes.
1993: Spacegodzilla is spotted on the moon warding off any Kaiju stupid enough to try and invade Gaia.
1994: Biollante protects Mesoamerica from a hoard of batlike Kaiju called Gyaos. They were once enemies of an Atlantean Kaiju named Gamera. Biollante later joins her kin on the Monster Islands after her work is done.
2000: The JSDF dredge up the bones of the original Godzilla and build a mechanical version of the King of Monsters around the bones. They call it Kiryu or alternatively MechaGodzilla. M.O.G.U.E.R.A. is also built.
2006: Kamoebas and Gezora are seen dueling on Mondo Island. Godzilla Junior is seen guarding Mothra’s egg.
2008: Reporters are hearing stories of a Godzilla-like Kaiju dubbed Zilla that’s destroying ships off the coast of Columbia. After being persuaded by Godzilla to stop attacking the humans, Zilla later joins the rest of his brethren on the Monster Islands.
2009: Mothra’s egg hatches twin larvae that she, Godzilla and Godzilla Junior look after. Titanosaurus arrives at the Monster Islands with her cub, Ronin, as well and is accepted as a part of the Earth Defenders family.
2010: A research team sent by Monarch arrives at Skull Island to study the effects of island gigantism. They find the last Kong in a cave on the highest mountain on Skull Island, known as Mt. Skullheart, along with an albino infant Kong named Kiko. Kong chases the humans out of his cave, knowing that they are not of his island. One of the scientists accidentally awakens the Skullcrawlers, the biological enemies to the Kong, large and nasty snake-like Kaiju named after the fact that they wear the skulls of fallen Skullcrawlers. Kong kills all of the Skullcrawlers, including their leaders Ramarak the Skull Devil and Gaw the Deathrunner in a battle that nearly killed him. Kong was able to recover and was monitored taking care of his son, Kiko.
2014: The last Gojirasaurus legendaris awakens after his hundreds of millions of years in hibernation. He senses some surviving Shinomura and goes to Honolulu to intercept the male while the female rampages across the USA. He clashes with the male, the ancient superpredator easily overpowering the weaker Kaiju. The male Shinomura then flees to San Francisco, where the female has already arrived. Legendaris then travels to San Francisco to kill the Shinomura, aided by humans who’ll destroy the Hive with the Shinomura's brood inside while legendaris fights the adults. He’s dubbed a ‘Force of Nature’ or a ‘God of Order’ by Monarch and the JSDF respectively. To differentiate between Godzillas this one is called the Legendary Godzilla because of the legendaris part of his scientific name. He’s also known by the other Kaiju as Kronos, being his birth name. He also joins the others on the Monster Islands, having his own island as his home.
2019: Monarch, after being founded by President Truman in 1946, finally reveals itself to the world. A bloodied and beaten King Ghidorah arrives at the Monster Islands where Mothra and her priestesses, the Shobijin manage to heal him and he reluctantly aids Earth’s Defenders against a bigger threat, Kaiser Ghidorah, a Destroyer of Worlds and the God of Darkness. King Ghidorah sacrifices himself in order to stop Kaiser Ghidorah from killing Godzilla. After witnessing his former enemies act of heroism Godzilla killed Kaiser Ghidorah with a brutal fury. Ghidorah’s body was later transported to the Monster Islands.
2020: Sensing another Kaiju Godzilla swam to Skull Island were he met the Island’s ruler King Kong. Kong, seeing nothing more than another beast to slay and to protect his son, attacked Godzilla but was swiftly defeated by the far more experienced Kaiju. After calming Kong down and showing him he wasn’t a threat Kong decided to ally himself with Godzilla. Kiko and Junior meet for the first time and become ‘brothers’.
2021: Seeing no need for weapons against the Kaiju of Earth the JSDF dismantle Kiryu and M.O.G.U.E.R.A. The Gotengo is built as a last resort weapon against any Kaiju that decide to go rogue or try to invade Earth. The Gotengo is equipped with M.O.G.U.E.R.A.’s artillery and Kiryu’s Mazer Cannons along with the Absolute Zero Cannon. These weapons are capable of hurting even Godzilla himself.
2022: Bones are discovered that date back to 1952, before the first Godzilla emerged. The charred bones belonged to a Kaiju called the Rhedosaurus, an ancient relative of the komodo dragon. The skeleton is studied by Monarch and the JSDF but is later transported to The Boneyards, an island that acts as a Kaiju graveyard. After Kiryu was dismantled the skeleton of the original Godzilla was also transported there for the Kaiju to mourn their dead. Godzilla was spotted in the Boneyards mourning the loss of his brethren.
2024: Godzilla travels to Japan to intercept a pair of Kaiju heading towards Tokyo. He arrives and discovers the Kaiju is a female Gappa, a sort of bird-Godzilla looking Kaiju with green feathers and orange eyes, accompanied by a wounded Gigan. They ask for Godzilla’s guidance and shelter because Gappa is going into labor with Gigan’s cub. Godzilla tells them that if they stay in the human’s territory they will most certainly die because of Gigan’s past of being one of Godzilla’s enemies. Godzilla decides to bring them back to the Monster Islands, accepting them as part of his Kingdom. Gappa now lives with Rodan and her child, Kujira, while Gigan is now the Monster General so to speak after being given new armor bearing the emblem of the Earth Defenders on both pauldrons. He received a few new upgrades from the JSDF as well, such as an improved visor, a better buzzsaw on his chest and repairs to his fins, hooks and hide.
2025: The female Gappa gives birth to her and Gigan’s child. Mothra helps take care of it along with Rodan and Varan. Varan names the male cub Kujira, after one of his ancestors. Gigan returns from his trip to space with his brother Megalon, having freed him from the Cryog’s control. Like with Gigan the JSDF repair him and give him a new set of armor identical to Gigan’s, he’s the Monster Lieutenant.
2026: Godzilla Junior, now 70 meters tall, travels to Alaska after responding to the call of a Kaiju there and discovers the Kaiju calling him was a female named Komodithrax, who was looking for a partner to look after her egg that was a month away from hatching. He becomes the surrogate father to her egg, taking care of it and her. Even after the egg hatched Junior stayed with Komodithrax, pronouncing her to be his mate. They travel back to the Monster Islands and the Kaiju there celebrate Godzilla Junior’s coming of age. Komodithrax’s child is named Kunin after Godzilla Junior’s late biological mother.
2030: Godzilla swims to Africa sensing the presence of another Kaiju there. Godzilla makes landfall for the first time in Africa, even he is stunned by the beauty of the continent. He finds a small Kaiju there named Gorgo and he asks what’s wrong. Gorgo says that he’s lost and that he needs to find his mother, Okra. Okra is currently rampaging in London, where she destroys Big Ben. She’s taking her rage out on the humans for believing they took her son from her. Godzilla and Gorgo swim to London and manage to calm Okra down. Okra thanks Godzilla for bringing her son back to her. Godzilla offers to give them a home in the Monster Islands but Okra declines the offer, saying that they’ll be safer on their own, away from any humans or other Kaiju. But she does promise to assist Godzilla in battle if the opportunity every arises. They say their goodbyes and Godzilla returns to the Monster Islands, while Okra and Gorgo go to the waters around Siberia.
2031: A report of Godzilla attacking Fukuoka is broadcasted, but something wasn’t right about the description the witnesses gave of Godzilla. The Kaiju witnessed had white eyes with no iris or pupils, along with horns above his eyes, grey scales as opposed to Godzilla’s black scales, no scars or gills, some of the dorsal plates were reportedly broken and the Kaiju had a purple atomic breath. The real Godzilla then arrived and faced the so called ‘Ghost Godzilla’. Baragon and Anguirus also arrived to assist their King. In the ensuing battle Ghost Godzilla maimed Baragon, forcing the poor earth Kaiju to retreat underground. Ghost Godzilla then slammed Anguirus into Godzilla, knocking both Kaiju unconscious. All hope seemed lost when out of nowhere a fireball hit Ghost Godzilla in the chest, knocking him down and stunning him. The Kaiju that had arrived was Gamera, an Atlantean Kaiju created thousands of years ago to stop the invading Gyaos hordes. Gamera continued to fight Ghost Godzilla in close quarters combat while Godzilla and Anguirus recovered. They then all joined forces to kill the God of Destruction. Godzilla faced him head on, while Anguirus flanked him and Gamera assisted from the air. Ghost Godzilla, now bloodied and broken, tries to fire his atomic breath but it fails. A hole from where one of his dorsal plates once was, spewed out the purple flame, severely injuring the rampaging Kaiju and causing him to cough up massive amounts of blood. Godzilla then killed Ghost Godzilla with his Red Spiral atomic breath, ending Ghost Godzilla’s rampage. The original Godzilla that attacked in 1954 can now rest peacefully.
2032: Technology advances to the point that humans can now communicate with Kaiju. Godzilla tells the humans as long as they don’t disturb the peace in his Kingdom the Kaiju will not hurt them. Multiple news outlets, including Fox and CNN, travel to the Monster Islands and ‘interview’ the Kaiju living there. Mothra, Anguirus, Rodan, Baragon, Gigan, Megalon, Gappa, Varan, Titanosaurus and Manda were among those ‘interviewed’ about their lives
2033: Godzilla Junior checks up on his adopted ‘brother’, so to speak, Kiko, King Kong’s albino son. He arrives at Skull Island and greets Kiko by hugging him fiercely. Kiko was almost as big as Junior, standing at 60 meters tall, while Junior is 75 meters tall now. They then begin to play as if they were still cubs, despite them now being almost fully grown. They ran around Skull Island, dodging and weaving around the foliage and mountains in their way. They find a large cave at the foot of Mt. Skullheart. They both go deeper into the cave to explore it, with Junior blasting his atomic breath so they could see what was down there. Nothing attacked them but they did find the skeleton of an ancient bear Kaiju known as Lord Kuma. Legend told he was strong enough to knock down any castle no matter how big or fortified it was, it was also said that his claws and fangs housed fire and that his obsidian black fur could not be harmed. It seemed that he’d died from old age, alone and peacefully, away from any aggressors. The young Kaiju paid their respects to the ancient King before they left the cave. They returned a few days later with offerings for the fallen Kaiju. The skull of Ramarak the Skull Devil was among those offerings brought to Lord Kuma’s bones. The Iwi also came down to the cave with flowers and fruit, along with ceremonial spears and masks to honor another one of their fallen Gods.
2034: Mothra visits the skeleton of King Ghidorah and is reminded of his heroic sacrifice all those years ago. She decides that even after his sacrifice the Earth needs more Defenders if Desghidorah is to ever reawaken. She resurrects King Ghidorah, using up most of her energy in the process. He breathes for the first time in 15 years. His eyes change from red to blue as a result of his turn to the Earth Defenders. He saw how weak Mothra had gotten and brought her back to her temple where she could heal. Godzilla goes to the Temple of The Moth to check on his Queen. He’s surprised to see King Ghidorah also there, Godzilla then greets his new brother and he tells Ghidorah what’s happened since his death. The Shobijin tell the two Kings that Mothra will be okay but she needs time to recover. They say that it’ll take around 3 months for Mothra to recover fully. Godzilla’s just relieved that she’ll recover. As she recovered Godzilla checked on her at least twice a day. Ghidorah, Anguirus, Gappa and Varan also checked up on her.
2035: Godzilla tells the world that King Ghidorah is alive and is on the side of good after terrified reports in the Philippines come in of Ghidorah flying overhead. King Ghidorah says that he’s changed after 15 years. He shows this by protecting a cargo ship that is transporting a flock of wounded Griffin to the Monster Islands from a swarm of 50 Ganimes, killing every one of the crustacean Kaiju in the process and successfully bringing the Griffin to the Monster Islands.
2037: Baragon finds a small feline Kaiju in a cave located in his territory. He realized how malnourished she was and came to the cave with food and water for the next few days. He names her Irys after an ancient Kaiju queen. Irys then went out into the jungles to find more food. She then met Kunin who was also hunting in the jungles while she waited for her ‘father’ Junior to come back from his annual trip to Skull Island. They became close friends and Irys lead her back to her cave. Kunin had never explored a cave before and Irys was exploding with excitement to show her new friend what she’d found in there a day or so prior. They went down to the darkest depths of the caves with Irys leading the way. Irys shows Kunin a massive Gojirasaurus legendaris skeleton along with some preserved eggs. Irys tells Kunin that she can feel the heart beats of the eggs still. They decide to revitalize the eggs via Kunin’s fire and potentially revive a dying species. Now all they had to do was wait and see what would happen.
2038: After a year of waiting the eggs hatch and the surrogate mothers name the cubs Osiris and Kebechet, Osiris being the male cub and Kebechet being the female cub. Kebechet was the firstborn.
2039: Kebechet and Osiris are now living with Kronos (Legendary Godzilla). He’ll take care of them until they are old enough to fend for themselves, as is the way of the Gojirasaurus legendaris. Kronos is sort of seen as a grandfather to the rest of the Earth Defenders, being one of the more ancient Kaiju inhabiting the Monster Islands. Kunin, Irys and the other young Kaiju even refer to him as ‘Grandpa’ whenever they see him, Godzilla and Junior call him ‘Ancestor’ and the rest of the Kaiju call him Kronos, his birth name.
2040: Megalon goes and checks on Osiris and Kebechet. He found them wrestling near their adoptive grandfather while he rested. The cubs looked at the insectoid Kaiju and started to smell him, to see if he was a threat or not. After they found him not to be a threat they played with him, he would count to ten and they would see how long they could hide from him. Megalon had great fun looking after them and came back to their island for the next few years on a regular basis, the cubs even called him ‘Uncle Beetle’.
2041: The Shobijin receive a vision of an even more powerful Kaiju than Desghidorah. The Kaiju looked like Godzilla but was much larger and had no remorse or mercy. Instead of the large and spikey dorsal plates Godzilla had this Kaiju had ones that resembled leaves. It’s hide was indestructible and it’s fire rained down upon the Earth. He killed everything in his path, destroying countless cities and creating a path of destruction across the globe. Every Kaiju that stood up to him was killed. Anguirus had his jaw broken and neck snapped, Gigan was ripped apart, with one of his own claws stabbed through his chest, Mothra was immolated, her ashes going with the wind, Rodan lay on the ground missing his wings, a few scattered crystals were all that remained of Spacegodzilla, King Ghidorah did all that he could but he was no match for the God Killer, Biollante sacrificed herself in order for the younger Kaiju to leave Earth, King Kong died protecting his Island and son, Varan died protecting Kujira and Gappa, the Gotengo barely pierced it’s hide before being destroyed, King Caesar managed to draw a drop of blood from the titan, but was quickly killed, Megalon was impaled on the Kaiju’s tail, Manda was burned alive, Kumonga was smashed to a pulp and the Kamacuras hive was burnt to the ground. Countless other Kaiju were killed as well. The JSDF released all of the Kaiju they had captured in order to try and kill this Godzilla imposter. Those Kaiju included Destoroyah and Bagan and even they couldn’t stop him. Not even Godzilla could stop him, with the Kaiju holding his lifeless corpse in one blood covered claw to establish his dominance over Gaia. But there was something off about this Godzilla. It wasn’t Senior, it was Junior, who had taken his father’s place as King of Monsters. Nonetheless this Kaiju was now the most powerful being on the entire planet, nay the universe. Killing a Kami Type Kaiju is no easy feat and this Kaiju killed many with terrifying ease. He was now King of Monsters. He was so powerful in fact that he could travel between different universes at will. The Shobijin saw what had happened to the other universes as well, a burning New York City was shown, a building with an ‘A’ among those destroyed, another universe showed a building smashed to bits, among the rubble a broken table with ‘JL’ sculpted onto it. The Shobijin warned the other Kaiju about this future, along with what had happened to the other universes. The Shobijin had them prepare if this future were to ever occur. They give the Earth Defenders special armor and weapons designed to kill the Kaiju, now designated as Godzilla Earth.
2043: Jet Jaguar is given upgrades by the JSDF. His old armor was replaced by a more ‘modern’ version. It had reinforced plating, flamethrowers attached to the wrists, along with a Mazer Cannon on his right shoulder, his boosters now allow him to up to Mach 30 while in flight and as standard with the upgrades, he is given the emblem of the Earth Defenders. To test his new armor he trained with Gigan and Megalon because they had received the same upgrades as him.
2045: Ronin, Titanosaurus’ cub, finds a Kaiju in an underwater cave, entombed in stone. The Kaiju was known as Horus, an ancient water demon. After Ronin awakens him, Horus takes to the surface and takes in the new world around him. Horus then swam to Indonesia and caused major destruction. Godzilla is notified of the rogue Kaiju and clashes with Horus. Horus proves to be too fast for Godzilla to hit so Rodan, Anguirus, Baragon and Zilla are also deployed there. Zilla managed to trap Horus by burrowing a hole deep enough so that Horus can’t fly or climb out. The JSDF arrived and neutralized Horus with a gas made from paralyzing spider venom, along with a few good blasts from a Mazer Cannon. He is then transported to the JSDF’s headquarters for them to study.
2046: A new Kaiju is discovered, a bat-like Kaiju dubbed Nocturnis. He was found protecting a wounded Biollante from Trilopods, a sort of subspecies to another Kaiju, Orga. He killed most of them but one escaped, having absorbed his DNA during the skirmish. It was discovered that he, like the Legendary Godzilla, was of the Gaia Kaiju Type, being the Will of Gaia while Kronos is Gaia’s form of Order. They’ve known each other for millions of years and are essentially bash brothers.
2050: Nocturnis reveals the Oasis to the world, a safe haven for reformed Kaiju, including one of Gamera’s former enemies, Garasharp, a cobra-like Kaiju. She’s been living in the Oasis with her two cubs, under the all seeing eyes of Nocturnis. She met Gamera once again when he visited the Oasis. They ate together and Gamera forgave her for the way she acted before, for she was just trying to protect her cubs in a strange and unfamiliar world. He understood her motive, he once had a family, but they are long dead, having been killed with the sinking of Atlantis. Biollante now makes her home in the Oasis, looking over the various orphaned Kaiju living there. She’s known as ‘Mother Plant’ by the cubs, much to her amusement, because she was often known as an incarnation of Gaia herself and even holds the title of ‘Goddess of Life”.
2052: To celebrate Halloween Godzilla and Kong forge costumes for all of the Earth Defenders. Godzilla was a Samurai, Kong was a Roman Centurion, Anguirus was a Dog, Mothra dressed as a Geisha, Gappa dresses as a Bald Eagle, so on and so forth.
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2019.04.28 22:11 DevilofHellssKitchen Legendary Sannin Orochimaru vs 4th Raikage Ay (NARUTO)

Scenario: Alternative universe, Orochimaru never went full badie and has been the Hokage for a certain period, he still did all that shady things and got the same power and jutsus he has in Naruto original series. Theres a war against Kumogakure, so they decide to end it with a full 1v1 between the kages.

The battle: Battle to death, Orochimaru is 100% healthy, has his summs, all the immortal techniques and shit, even his big Snake version he had as surprise to confront Itachi Uchiha. No Edo Tensei tho. Raikage is with both arms. Scenario is a big, open field. Both Full bloodlusted.

R2, BONUS: Orochimaru call his partner Jiraiya and Raikage his Jinchuuriki brother. Jiraiya comes already in Sage Mode. Jiraiya in Sage Mode (with Ma and Pa) with Orochimaru, vs Killer Bee and Raikage. Same scenario, open field. The moment Killer Bee goes full Jinchuriki, Manda and Gamabunta come for action. Who you got?
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2019.03.20 23:40 Omegaxis1 An Issue I have with how Uchihas were handled

WARNING: There's gonna be a LOT to read. No TL;DRs
This might seem hilarious since many can tell that I'm a Sasuke fan, but simply being a fan does not mean that I do not have criticism towards things handled in stories.
Uchihas were possibly one of the most poorly handled clans in the story that has actually caused major issues in the entire story as the series progressed. And I do not just mean in what they can do, but what it has caused others to do as well.
It's mainly due to how Kishi wanted the story to go as he went on, and the powers he started to give, particularly, in regards to the Sharingan.
The abilities of the Sharingan was given great abilities in the beginning when Kakashi first introduced it, which allows the user to have the capacity to see through and defeat all forms of techniques for shinobi: ninjutsu, genjutsu, and taijutsu. Along with that, it also enables one to have the power to even copy and utilize techniques that they have seen, even to the point of seeing movements of the opponent's body before the person makes the move, almost to the point of it being foresight, as it can allow one to even be able to perform a jutsu before the opponent can.
But the abilities of the Sharingan is how it also possesses a light form of Genjutsu, where it can play psychological tricks on the enemy, as Zabuza noted. These ways of copying jutsu as well as giving a hypnotic state are things that make sense in regards to something called the "Mirror Wheel Eye."
But for all its powers, it's not invincible, and can be overcome, as seen a few occasions.
This even allows the case where a Hyuga clan member with their Byakugan, another dojutsu, can overcome the Sharingan. Kakashi even admitted that Sasuke was no match for Neji. It is a damn shame that we never actually DID have the clash of Sharingan against Byakugan. It's like, something the story itself sort of hinted at or something other fans wanted to experience.
However, things started to change more and more as the series went on. And the one responsible for this change that caused things to go so out of control... was Itachi.
How did he cause things to spiral more and more out of control? Simple.
When brought in, Itachi is meant to be Sasuke's goal of wanting to become stronger. He's meant to be this powerful adversary, someone that you have to be phenomenally strong to ever hope to combat against, and unlike Kakashi, who is merely someone with a Sharingan eye, Itachi is a true Uchiha.
And what better way to show how powerful Itachi is than to make him go up against some Jonin. We have him face against Kurenai, a Genjutsu user, who manages to catch both Kisame and Itachi in her Genjutsu. But then Itachi immediately reverses the technique back at her. He's strong, but we still need to be assured HOW strong, and beating a Jonin we don't really know much about isn't enough. So Kishi makes Itachi face off against Kakashi himself, and make even him wary. The only other shinobi that unnerved Kakashi like this was Orochimaru, but Orochimaru admits that Itachi is even stronger than him, and we've seen Orochimaru summon the First and Second Hokage and ultimately kill the Third Hokage, though it was at the cost of a suicidal attack that crippled Orochimaru's use of his arms, so it's hard to consider Itachi being stronger than Orochimaru when Orochimaru was at his peak.
So to show Itachi's skills at first against Kakashi, they showed a bit of a clash when Kakashi defended himself from an attack from Itachi, but Kakashi couldn't even keep up with Itachi's handsigns and was able to distract him using shurikens while using a Water jutsu. And then after making a clone explode that Kakshi took some damage from, and Kakashi tells them how Itachi isn't even being serious yet, as well as talking about his exploits as a genius.
But what Itachi does next is where the dominos finally start to fall.
Itachi reveals to Kakashi the true strength of the Uchiha, which we learn is an evolved Sharingan, the Mangekyo Sharingan.
Yes. That's right. The Sharingan, which is already pretty strong, has an EVEN STRONGER stage.
This right here. This is when abilities and powers started to get more and more overwhelming.
The first thing Itachi does with his MS is use Tsukuyomi against Kakashi, a Genjutsu that Itachi states can ONLY be broken by another Uchiha. And with Tsukuyomi, Itachi tortures Kakashi for literally 72 hours, but it gets revealed that Kakashi in real space had only been under the effects for merely a moment. Kisame even says its a surprise that Kakashi's mind is even intact.
Like, how OP is that? One look to his eye and bam, instant game over. Even if it does consume a lot of chakra, this is still ridiculous.
But we need to be even more ridiculous.
After Itachi has a little reunion with Sasuke and proceeds to beat the shit out of him, and then finally decides to end it by mindfucking Sasuke using Tsukuyomi on him, once again nearly destroying Sasuke's mind from reliving that trauma for 24 hours. After that, Jiraiya finally intervenes by trapping Itachi and Kisame in the belly of a mountain frog, which is a technique that no one has ever escaped from. And just when it seems they will get caught, Itachi uses another technique using his Sharingan to escape just like that. He ended up using another technique of the MS, the Amaterasu, which summons black flames that somehow is stronger than even the fire-proof stomach of the mountain frog because it can spit fire as well.
And Part 2 comes out where Sasuke and Itachi finally have a full on battle, and Sasuke had used skillful tactics and masterful planning to make a surefire kill, where Sasuke uses actual lightning, which is much more powerful than chakra created ones, which is impossible to dodge because it moves at the speed of lightning. Fun fact, lightning actually burns hotter than the surface of the sun. The sun's surface is about 6,000 Kelvin (10,340 degrees Fahrenheit), whereas lightning can reach up to 30,000 Kelvin (53,540 degrees Fahrenheit). So Sasuke's attack that is powered by actual lightning, would actually be with enough heat that is more powerful the sun's surface. And... Itachi blocks it using the ultimate MS technique: Susanoo, which can get to a completed state from its skeleton form.
And just like that, the Sharingan became OP as hell, all the way from Part 1 when Itachi revealed Tsukuyomi and Amaterasu. Kishimoto decided that to make Itachi be a sufficient threat, an incredibly powerful opponent, he needed to make Itachi perform these incredibly OP skills and powers, adding into the Shinto legends to the evolved Sharingan.
Not only that, but the base Sharingan afterward had grown immensely stronger by the time Part 2 came around. What was once just a case of hypnotism and psychological manipulation from the hypnotic eye of the Sharingan became a case of full Genjutsu that the user can cast on others. How powerful are these Genjutsus? Well, now they can go every form of Genjutsu to the point of being able to control powerful summoning animals like Manda, to even controlling the power of Kurama. The Genjutsu had become so strong that really, at this point, most, if not all, Genjutsu users are utterly pointless to the series when compared to the might of Uchiha. That's why characters like Kurenai never fought again after that Itachi fight really.
And the power is so great, that Kishi had created a method to ensure that Naruto, who isn't really one with the style that would work with Genjutsu, had a way that would grant him full immunity toward Genjutsu. Simply put, if you don't have the strength to overcome the Genjutsu yourself, which Naruto wouldn't be able to against the likes of Uchihas, have another person be able to release you from it. This works perfectly with Naruto because he's meant to eventually have Kurama support him, which we get a glimpse of when Killer B, who has Gyuki as his partner, shows his immunity toward Genjutsu.
But oh man, the rest of the pieces fell when Kishi also admitted in an interview that the moment he created Itachi, he thought about making him secretly be a good guy.
Do you have any idea what that means?
By making Itachi be secretly a good guy, and giving him these absurd abilities, it means that the bad guys that are meant to be a threat even larger than Itachi are supposed to be, by all means, stronger than Itachi, and to do that, they need to have even MORE OP abilities.
That's how threats like Obito with his OP as hell Kamui showed up, who's one and only counter was Kakashi, who had the other eye.
And when Pain showed up with the Rinnegan, which is supposed to be the most powerful of the dojutsus, he's supposed to be a LESSER threat compared to Madara Uchiha. So how does it go for Nagato to be inferior? Simple. Madara is the actual wielder of the Rinnegan, and it's the evolved form of the Sharingan too. Not only that, but Madara even showed that Susanoo has a perfect state, which, when stabilized to full effect, is so strong that it would cause maps to need to be redrawn, because he can level entire mountains easily with it.
And to be able to counter these abilities, you need to make the heroes have abilities that are match these OP abilities. Look how OP Hashirama was made that they literally made Hshirama cells be the incredible power, as it's Hashirama cells that give Wood Release and other absurd abilities, rather than how it used to be, that it's just linked to his bloodline. No, his relatives can't do it, not even his granddaughter Tsunade. No, they need to experiment with Hashirama's actual cells for some reason.
Even the existence of something like Sage Mode and the abilities it gives are just ways so that it can compete with the absurd amount of OP abilities, along with how much more powerful Tailed Beasts were starting to become.
It's basically the case of trying to balance out the two forces, but needing to climb higher and higher to absurd amounts just to keep up.
You can even see evidence of this when we finally had the full Naruto vs. Sasuke battle after Sasuke defected in Part 1, we see how Sasuke had overtaken Naruto after using the Curse Mark, and nearly killing him in the process. But Naruto then drew power from Kurama and healed from the damage Sasuke inflicted. Then proceeded to beat Sasuke, not with skill or any technique. No, Naruto was beating Sasuke through raw power, to the point that he could deflect Sasuke's Fire Jutsu with sheer force of chakra. And with that raw power, Naruto also had a major boost in speed. This is something that is expected, as Kurama is an incredibly powerful demon that is sealed in Naruto, so his power is immense.
However, when Sasuke's Sharingan reached full maturity, Sasuke combated Naruto's raw power and speed with skill after being able to predict Naruto's attacks, regardless of the boost in Naruto's speed. This allowed Sasuke to keep up with Naruto's raw power and conserve Sasuke's own, and even counterattack him, which Naruto can't guard in time for. This basically helps Sasuke defeat Naruto.
But then... to combat this, Kishi gave Naruto a new form of power from Kurama, the chakra cloak. So how does this combat Sasuke's ability to read Naruto's movements? By having the chakra able to branch out, which Sasuke can't predict. And this chakra cloak is not only able to prevent much use of close combat, but even when using ninjutsu against it, the chakra cloak protects Naruto. And even if Sasuke can try to keep his distance from Naruto, the chakra cloak can extend its chakra arms.
And when Sasuke realized he couldn't keep up with Naruto's raw power, he needed to use the Curse Mark to its second stage. With the power up from that, Sasuke could finally combat Naruto's attacks. And finally have their last clash.
The Naruto vs. Sasuke battle here isn't a battle of skill, technique, or tactics for both combatants by that point. It's really trying to just combat each other's abilities through different ways of powering up.
Kishi's decision to make Itachi be so absurdly powerful by giving him an evolved Sharingan, it caused the story's scaling of power to drastically shift, being much less about skill, and more about who can throw the most nukes. Even when you try to use skills and techniques, you'll STILL end up finding yourself having characters trying to nuke the other.
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2019.03.15 23:38 Omegaxis1 Naruto vs. Sasuke: A Symbolism Lost

I knew I would write this post one day. It has been something that I have been saying many a times, argued with countless people, and have seen videos. And with the release of more videos of this issue and talking about how what they say are the real truth and nothing but the truth, I feel I must finally speak my mind.
People have been going over and over about who is stronger, like saying that "Naruto would destroy Sasuke if he got serious" or "Naruto only won cause of plot armor" and yadda yadda.
It... it's gotten rather troublesome.
So what I am about to say is the one, absolute truth.
Naruto vs. Sasuke is supposed to represent a huge SYMBOLISM!
This fight never has, nor ever was, meant to be anything more than symbolism. It wasn't meant to be a battle on who's stronger. This was who's ideal was the stronger one, who was right in the path that they walked on throughout the entire series.
Naruto and Sasuke, the choices they made, the strength they had attained, is something that gets represented by their final battle. You see the culmination of it.
Naruto is a man that forged bonds with others, striving to grow stronger through the bonds he had made, as they support him constantly to become stronger.
Sasuke meanwhile rejected the concept of bonds, but rather focused on relying on himself. At best, Sasuke would use others as tools to fulfill his purpose, and would abandon them when they were no longer useful.
And guess what? That's precisely what gets shown in the final battle.
When you get down to it, get into the details, if you strip the characters down to what they are able to do on their own, then Sasuke had that fight won hands down.
Before any start downvoting me and call me some Naruto hater or "Sasgay" fanboy or something, let me finish.
The entire fight that was happening was a case of Naruto always being helped by Yin-Kurama. What happens if Yin-Kurama was taken out of the equation? Naruto would lose.
Now I am sure that someone will say, or think, that Sasuke should lose the Sharingan or something if I would go and do that.
That's not the same.
Kurama is a living entity that is sealed inside Naruto, capable of thought and has a will of his own. Sharingan is an ability that Uchihas are born with. It's in their very genetics. You can't simply "take that away" like the case with Kurama, which was given to Naruto. And Naruto was also born with his own form of genetics, being the son of Minato and Kushina, the latter is an Uzumaki that is known to had strong lifespan and chakra reserves, especially since they are related to the Senju clan. It's because of this that Naruto can use a Forbidden Jutsu like Multi-Shadow Clone Justu to such a degree and not die as a result, despite how Naruto was only 12 years old when he mastered it.
And back to Sasuke. Way back when, the thing about the Sharingan is that it can cast a Genjutsu on anyone that so much as look them in the eye. And Naruto has proven that he cannot break free out of Genjutsu, as proven in his fight with Itachi. No, he needed to be freed by Sakura and Chiyo as Genjutsu can be broken by someone else helping you.
Now think back with the fight between Sasuke and Killer Bee. Sasuke caught Killer Bee in a Genjutsu, but then Killer Bee revealed he's not affected by Genjutsu because he has Gyūki helping him.
So already, we see that Naruto, having Yin-Kurama as a partner, helped Naruto already nullify Sasuke's use of any and all Genjutsus.
And let's also consider about how Naruto fought when Sasuke got out Indra Susasnoo out, where he was about to launch his most powerful technique, Indra's Arrow. Naruto had Yin-Kurama be the one to gather the nature chakra to even try to compete with that. And even then, the only reason it even managed to get a draw is because Naruto used two wind-natured attacks against a supercharged lightning-natured attack. As you know, wind > lightning. So the fact that Indra's Arrow managed to tie with both those attacks shows how much more powerful it was, which makes sense, as Sasuke had the chakra of the eight Tailed Beasts and Yang-Kurama.
And we see again how Yin-Kurama continued to help Naruto by having his chakra cloak to prevent Amaterasu from taking him. And even at the end, Yin-Kurama assists Naruto by replenishing his chakra after it's been depleted.
If Kurama had not been helping Naruto throughout the fight, Naruto would have definitely gotten himself killed. As strong as Naruto is, he cannot beat Sasuke by himself. And that's what the story is meant to be.
Sasuke is supposed to had the strongest gifts and abilities, as his genetics and abilities he got through those genetics is something that made him a near unstoppable opponent in the end. Despite having comrades that had supported him, it became clear that Sasuke did not value them as people, or thought of them as friends, as he made it clear that the only one that meant anything to him during that final battle was Naruto. In fact, the only reason he gathered Suigetsu, Karin, and Jugo was to locate Itachi and prevent anyone from interfering with his battle to kill him. Karin would be the tracker, and Suigetsu and Jugo would be the fighters that would have enough power. Though Sasuke had grown to care for them, in the end, his own hatred made him cease to care. Even after everything, he still considered Naruto to be his only connection to sever. Hence why during the fight with Naruto, though Sasuke had captured the Tailed Beasts could draw their chakra, he could not receive an active aid from them like Naruto could, especially since Sasuke wasn't a jinchuriki like Naruto was.
Hell, examine a notable fight Naruto and Sasuke have been.
Sasuke is a godlike opponent with no equal.
But against Naruto that has the support of others? Sasuke has someone that can equal him and counter the power he has.
Ironically, this ties back to what Chiyo said way back then on how one can defeat an Uchiha. Though it was in regards to Genjutsu, it ultimately became a case where to defeat the might of an Uchiha, you need the strength of others.
And ultimately, that's how their path goes into their final battle.
Naruto was supported by everyone, whereas Sasuke realized how he was all alone in the end.
I dislike the case about how people take this fight as some case where Naruto or Sasuke is stronger than the other. Even if I took all these semantics, don't look at this and think about how Naruto is stronger or Sasuke is stronger. Look at it as the symbol of Naruto having fought with the strength of the bonds he had with others, against Sasuke, who fought severing his ties and being all alone.
I hope that I managed to make people understand what this fight is meant to stand for and why this argument of who is stronger is ultimately pointless.
In the end, they are equals.
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2019.02.26 20:33 kungfuManda77 Co-op microphone audio issues

Hey all! Got a new discussion topic here and I'm hoping to get some opinions/insight on this matter.

My partner and I have a small office where we hope to create some coop let's plays together, and we both want to be able to provide commentary on the same video without having echo issues. We both have headsets and want to be able to record together thru discord, but unfortunately our mics end up picking up us both and it creates horrendous sounding echo in discord! I've tried messing with the mic levels and sensitivity, and I've even put foam on the walls to try to eliminate room echo, all to no avail. So we've ditched that method for the time being.
Alternatively, we've thought of using a single mic to record us both, but as you'll see from my latest video that results in subpar quality. At the moment we really can't afford any super high tech microphone, so this is what I have to work with for now.
Don't want it to seem like I'm trying to bypass the lambda bot so if you want to check out my latest video to see what I'm talking about, simply search the channel name in my flair or pm me for a link.

TL;DR - How can we record us both in the same room with no echo and possibly without spending an arm and a leg on audio equipment?

Any input or insight you guys have is greatly appreciated! TIA!
-kungfuManda
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